I used to be a member of that club, but now I've got me a creepy stalker chick. Oh Shawna, how good you are for my ego!
A common conversation may go something like this:
Her:"Why aren't you straight?"
Me: "Why aren't you a guy?"
(what, you were expecting Shakespeare?)
Some people will know this already but last week at our Anti-Valentine's party she planned a game of spin the bottle with the only intent to be able make out with me. It backfired though, as she didn't get close to me once and had to make out with her best friend a few times instead.
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Spending as long as I do here, it's easy to forget that Oddworld has actual fans.
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