A man is delivering computers to a red neck town . Hes thirsty , so he pulls into a bar , for a drink . Hes having a quiet gin , when a nerdy looking person comes in , and the bartender grabs a shotgun , and blows the nerd away . " Why the hell did you do that! " the guy asked . " Weve got a nerd restriction in this town , and kill them on site! " The bartender replies . So the guys back on the road , when all the computers fall out the back of the truck , and soon heaps of nerds are swarming all over them . The guy pulls out a shotgun , and starts blowing them left right and center . A cop comes up and says " what the hell are you doing! " . " Well , i thought killing nerds was legal here! " the guy says.
" Yeah , but you cant bait 'em! "
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