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02-10-2006, 12:34 PM
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chapta sixx - Attahk on new yolk citay.

After 7 strait hours of climbing , the rebels soon arrived at elbozes mountain hideout , where palooka saw several artillery canons parked up on the mountains edge . Palooka looked down on the target of this bombardment - new yolk city.

" Wur gonna blow the 'ell out offit , so wecann move in and plundur itt. " elboze said.
palookas orders were to measure the trajectory of the shots , miss , and he would be executed . He did a little braining , and then got the trajectory distance estimates.
" Okey dokey , elboze , wur reddy , WUN.....TOO....FREE!. Before the canons shot stranger appeared , killing several outlaws . Elboze ran as hard as his motor boots took him , so packrat followed.

Unfortunatly for elboze , packrat tripped up , and grabbed elbozes back armour , ripping it off . Elboze was to panicked to notice . soon they both reached a room full of platforms , palooka hid behind a few old crates of soul storm brew and watched a fierce battle between elboze and stranger . Stranger fired 13 boom bats into elbozes bear back , killing him .

Stranger bountied his catch then ran off . Palooka tried to get up , but he tripped over again , stumbled backwards , and crashed out of the 300th story window . Packrat fell , he could feel the air hitting his face very hardly . He activated his anti pressure system so the impact couldnt kill him , and hit the mongo river.

He was finally washed on shore , after a few minutes of being gushed around in the mongo rapids . He looked up at the sign on the shore.

'last legs" it said.
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