soon one of the soldiers stopped in his tracks . " I can hear sumfin boss " he moaned . " sounds like metal or sumfin " . This worried palooka , he knew the ways of the desert , and was expecting anything. " keep yer iezes peeled , or yer mite end up face down in elum dung , dead " palooka suggested . " Thats bullsh#t , nothing cood possiblt gettus now " meagly insisted . He spoke a little too soon , because 300 of his own men just started opening fire own the remains of his men.
" Crap! , its a zoggin rebeleeon! " meagly screamed as he dived behind a nearby desert rock , thereby avoiding several shots. " I told yer so ! yer flipping bolamite brain! yer as smaght as a elum with a concushun! " palooka bragged . He wasnt very good at insults. A massive array of gunfire erupted as men fought and fell . Then in the clearing came the figure of elboze freely , punching and flinging soldiers left and right , charging straight towards palooka and meagly.
" Forward for the outlaw rebellion ! " Elboze shouted as he plundered into the left flank of meaglys elite unit . " REBELLION?????? , what the feck are outlaws rebelling fer? " meagly exclaimed as a rebel popped up and fired two shots in his shoulder . Palooka drew his blunderbuss and started blowing soldiers away , left , right , and centre as the ever flowing rebels started attacking more fiercly . " Find cover! " meagly shouted. " There is none , were in the middle of the desert! " a outlaw retorted as he was killed .
Things were about to get much worse.
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