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02-09-2006, 10:23 PM
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: Feb 2006
: The shivering isles!
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chapta free - on the roll again.

Palooka sat and sobbed in his cell . " Flippin ....stranger , gone take me in ..........im rooend" he mumbled. " Would you shut yer flappers , me and boilz been tryin ta catch fortey winks , buy yoo keep flappin them there jaws of yers! " filthy hands floyd spoke quietly , yet still enraged. " eh shuddup , yer filthy lowlife jo mammas boy " packrat snapped back . suddenly the jail entrance door swung open , and lefty lugnutz was hurled in the cell next to palookas . " That strangur got yers aswell ? " palooka asked . " yup , but I got me a few bombs under this ere hat of mine , and im busting this hell ' ole , before that there rancid piece of clakker dung stranger comes back ".

Lefty pulled a large bomb out from under his hat , and handed it to palooka . " Yer the smart one , bust me out! " he said . " bugger off ! " packrat retorted . " go get xplosive mcgee ur sompthin , 'es the fuller yer lookin fer " . " fine , ill do it yer yella bellied good fer nuthin lump of butt flo " lefty snapped. " Ill cut the fuse down a little " lefty said.

Not a good idea.

packrat jumped to the corner of the cell as lefty and part of the jail wall , blew to smithereenz.

Packrat ran as fast as his stubby little feet took him , an elum would of really helped right now . packrat hardly noticed that there was a jail bar lodged in his leg , he was to excited/ scared , but he soon felt it , and it felt like hell. So he ran of quickly to see the doc.

Packrat stormed into the docs office . " excuse me kind fellow , but do you have an appointment , and wheres my moolah ?" The doc demanded . " Git ova it , and help me out " palooka demanded , sticking a gun to the docs head . " okay , okay , dont kill me , im a vykerr! " , he said as he lay packrat on the table . " Whats the problem? ".

" see this ere bar ? " . " yes ? " . " fixitt " . " how ? " . " I dont know how the hell yer can fixit , just FIXITT!!!! " , " alright , alright , calm down mister! " . A speedy operation later , and packrat was out , in the west again. This time alone.
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