Oh I just have to try one of these!
It wAs a drak nad stormy night. Ran was coimg dowm in liek cats and dogs. A gurl was sitting in teh living rom al a lone and borred. She haad long blonde hiar andd beuteful blu eyes. She was wereing a ol navy tak top and short jaens. Mary Sue got evan more bored and deciededto play her litle broters xbox. He ws a dork and had all teh Oodwrld games forit. He likkd thm but Mery thogt thay whwere stupid. She thouht Ebe was hot tho. She sartd plying and got to past the windmil part (AN: were u throw teh mudd ppl in well to chat) wen the litninng stuk teh house and powwr wnet owt. "OMG OMG OMG WTF!?!?" Marry sad. EN A WHITE GLowing lite bursst frum the ybox and noked her out.WEn Mery Seu wok up she was surownded buy sligs. "OMG ima in Oddwirld Lol!!!!" Then she used her kung fu skills to tak them out and then her wand(AN: she is Gryppindor frm ogwarts) an telepoter to the California Rasin cave.
R&R plz ppl more to cpme sooon
Speaking of horrible fan fiction, DO NOT go to the Harry Potter section at fanfiction.net . It is scary. Every friggin possible and impossible pairing is there.By Ood there is Snape x Hagrid shipping! Don't get me started on Lord of the rings. 3 words : vampire hobbit threesome, legolas's magical breeches... I guess this is more than a few words... and now the ged up noise....