Um... I have absolutely nothing else to contribute, but I am curious to see some proof of the marriages to animals in America or otherwise. Anyone have any good links? I don't feel like looking it up for myself.
Also, in relation to "wo\man and random kitchen appliance", I must post this link. Read and be amused. 'Tis a funny poem by Tim Burton.
http://homepage.tinet.ie/~sebulbac/burton/robotboy.html