Haha, I'm sure if Lanning saw this, he'd be thumping his head on his desk. "No, god! Why? Why, why, why? Where did I go wrong?!"
Three words: HELL ON EARTH.
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Now, don't get me wrong, I hate n00bs as much as the next person, but....
We were all annoying n00bs at one point in time (I know I was), do we have to bash them so much?
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Hey, I was never an annoying noob! I was just annoying!
...And I still am to this very day. MY LEGACY LIVES ON IN THE ONES I INFLUENCE... and the ones I piss off.
Now, on to the tooth-grinding task of "writing" a "story." I've picked a topic that... until now... hasn't even been touched on (much less paroized): Oddworld slash fiction.
u shud b pr0wd sPl@t dazza gued strory
AEB ADN MUCNH YAOI LOL LOL LOL
OENS AEB WUZ SAEVIN RUPPERFARMZ UND HE LUEKD AT MUCNH AD SED "HAY UR HAWT" ADN DEI HAD BUT SECKZ TOGEDDER BUT NOT INDA HOMOSEXUAL WAI* CUZ DAZZ GROS IT WUZ YAOI YO.
DAZZ MAH FANF
UCKTION RAET M3 ON LAUNCHCAST PLZ I MEEN MYSPAES
*Disclaimer: I'm making fun of what I've heard from extremist yaoi tards. Apparently, buttsex between two men gets these chicks hard (LOLZ), but the men being homosexuals is "taking it too far." Bunch of dumb hypocrits.
This in no way reflects my views on anything. Now shut up.