Bring in the new year by answering a pointlessly long questionairre.
1. What is your name?
Sam, I am!
2. Have you ever been kissed?
Probably not in the way you mean
3. What is your favorite movie?
i had an answer to this but I've forgotten it now.
4. What CD is constantly in your CD player?
Well, my CD player is set to alarm, and, because its actually a really cool piece of music to wake up to, the Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring sound track. I would recommend it.
5. Do you have any brothers or sisters?
4 sisters.
6. What is on your mousepad?
My sister and her friend on a roller coaster.
7. What is your favorite color pen to write with?
Basic blue
8. What shampoo do you use?
Some anti-dandruff stuff. Ironically, all other kinds of shampoo give me dandruff
9. What is your favorite color?
red
10. How many children do you want?
1 or 2
11. Do you collect anything?
Dust?
12. What is your favorite word?
Nifty
13. What are your favorite kinds of clothes to wear?
Jeans, t-shirt, hoodie or jacket thing
14. What is your idea of a perfect date?
This is gonna take some thinkin...
15. What is your favorite book?
basically Sci-fi and fantasy. I'm getting into Isaac Asimov recently (Sci-fi legend!)
16. Who is your favorite actor or actress?
Troy Maclure?
17. What is the best feeling in the world?
Short answer would be peace, long answer would be either warm day, cool evening, lying down outside on grass doing basically nothing, or very cold Friday night, gone swimming with mates, then gone to the chippy, battered sausage and chips, can o' coke, gone home, lying in bed, watching film.
18. Do you take hot or cold showers?
Hot as i can bear
19. If you could kiss anyone, who would it be?
...No one in particular right now to be honest.
20. What is your favorite band or singer?
Don't know
21. What are you listening to right now?
SUddenly developed an inexplicable passion for Oasis, Wonderwall
22. Do you believe in God?
He saved me from death, it would be stupid not to.
23. When is your birthday?
March 17, date for your diary.
24. How tall are you?
Haven't checked in a loooong time, at a guess, 6 foot 2
25. What is your favorite television show?
Futurama!
26. Have you ever had sex?
no
27. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
Actually, here! England
28. Do you have braces?
Not any more
<-(note lack of braces)
29. Do you like roller coasters?
Yes indeed I do
30. What is your favorite season?
Summer
31. What is your favorite time of day?
Evening
32. What is your favorite gemstone?
Manyards Midget Gems (mmm, yummy)
33. What is your favorite cartoon?
Futurama
34. What is on your bedroom walls?
Christian posters, a large Simpsons poster, shelves.
35. What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
mint choc chip
36. If you had a time machine, where would you go?
To before my Dad died
37. What do you want to be when you're older?
Older
38. What color are your eyes?
Brown
39. Who is the person you talk to the most on the the phone?
Usually my mum when she rings to tell me to put the oven on she'll be home soon. Everone else is usually MSN
40. If you could dye your hair any color, what would it be?
I probably wouldnt, but for the sake of argument, metallic purple
41. Do you have any nicknames?
Splat, Talps, fool
42. What does your dream guy/girl look like?
WARNING, YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO ACCESS RESTRICTED DATA.
43. Are you good in math?
I put 2 and 2 together to get 4! oh hang on, that's right...
44. Do you have freckles?
No
45. Who are your best friends?
My mate Joe.
46. What is your favorite kind of flower?
Daisy, daisy, give me your answer do...
47. What is your favorite store?
Game or Game Station
48. What is the most daring thing you've ever done?
a rope swing about 15/20 foot above ground. I had a harness on, sorry its not that exciting. Well, doing it was, but telling it not so.
49. Is there anyone who you really hate?
That woman from the recycling advert, she gets on my nerves
50. Do you and your parents fight a lot?
unfortuantely, yes. And if she realises I'm on the PC right now I'll probably won't live long enough to enjoy 2006
51. What is your favorite candy?
uh.. those fancy shells...
52. What is your favorite kind of music?
"I know life sometimes can get tough! and I know life sometimes can be a drag!
But people, we have been given a gift, we have been given a road
And that road’s name is... rock and roll!"
53. What was the last movie you saw in the theater?
It's called a cinema, and it was The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe. Giving the wolf an american accent was an excellent touch.
54. Are you getting sick of these questions yet?
You no I'm getting bord wen I loos my ability to spel.
55. Have you ever been to the ocean?
It's only about 60 miles away, so yes.
56. Do you have any part of your body pierced?
No
57. What is your favorite restaurant?
#A visit to McDonalds makes you die#... so it would have to be pizza hut.
58. What is your favorite brand of clothing?
I couldn't really cvare less about brands.
59. What is your favorite magazine?
NOM UK, I am aware that this makes me very sad.
60. Who do you like talking to the most on the internet?
Joe (see best friend question). Always has something interesting to say.
61. What school do you go to?
Stourport high, soon to become Stourport Secondary thatnks to the local council.
62. Do you have any pets?
Not any more
63. Which is better, pie or cake?
Cake, especially my Mum's Christmas cake.
64. Are you a good french kisser?
Never tried
66. What is your favorite color to wear?
red/blue
67. What is your favorite animal?
Due to the fact that it's never been seen alive, the Giant Squid.
68. What is your favorite alcholic drink?
Don't drink. J2O would be my alternative.
69. What sports do you like?
Is table football (soccer) a sport?
70. What is your favorite outfit?
see clothes I like to wear
71. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
no
72. What is your favorite card game?
uh...
73. Do you swear?
Only in my mind
74. Have you ever had surgery?
no
75. What is your favorite beverage?
Coca cola, none o' that pepsi rubbish!
76. Do you want to get married?
Oh aye
77. What is your most embarrassing moment?
*mumble, cough, mumble mumble*
78. What is your zodiac sign?
Pisces
79. Where do you think is the most boring place in the world?
Restuarant before the food arrives
80. Have you ever smoked?
Life's to short to kill myself!
81. What do you look for in a guy?
O_O My eyes!!!
82. What song do you wish the radio would play more often?
Something by Gorrilaz
83. If you could meet anyone, dead or alive, who would it be?
My Dad
85. Do you like writing letters?
To whom?
86. Who do people say you look like?
My Dad or my oldest sister
87. What is your favorite month of the year?
...December?
88. What kinds of clothes do you like guys/girls to wear?
I don't really care as long as they don't dress like a tart... especially for guys that is.
89. How many words per minute can you type?
Well I'll have to try that one out, I think I've imroved since last time, I'll have to go back and check, this isn't bad considering I'm making it up as I go along. Wow, this is a waste of a minute but I've been answering these questions for almost and hour now so it doesn't make much difference. seven seconds left, out of time.
And using the excellent skills of Microsoft word count I would say... 65! Bring it on!
90. What is one thing you would change about the way you act?
Better, Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou Romeo?
91. What is one thing you would change about your looks?
Less skinny
92. What is your favorite perfume?
Buh?
93. What is the worst feeling in the world?
Pain!!!
94. Do you have allergies?
Bubble Bath
95. What are some of your bad habits?
Biting nails...
96. What is one of your pet peeves?
Smokers
97. Do you have a website?
Not yet, and only six months to get one before I give this exact same answer all over again!
98. What kind of car do you drive?
A 2 inch long pull back and let go farrari!
99. Where were you born?
I don't remember...
100. Do you believe in love at first sight?
What a question!!!
THis is where I'm probably supposed to insert one of those bad "Ever since I first saw you" jokes, but as its not very funny any more, and cus th only person I could do it on would be Rich and I wouldn't want to worry Rexy, I probably won't.
Ah, whatever, Rich, ever since the first time I laid eyes upon that avatar of yours, I can't remember what's on it, but that's irrelevant, it won't get in the way of our love! Oh Rich!