Aw, we won't hurt you. *hides the flame-throwers, bad-grammar-hammers, daggers-of-sarcasm and various other OWF weapons from view* We're harmless. Really. No worries.
How to survive in the OWF
Use capital letters, commas and full stops where necessery.
Do your best with spelling.
If you don't have something revelent to say, don't say it.
Don't flame. Please try not to flame. We seem to be going through a phase of newbies which aren't all the best. No offence to anyone in particular.
Don't use leet. for the love of all that's good in the world, don't use leet. You will be killed. Slowly.
I hope I haven't scared you away...anyway this should keep you safe. Welcome to the OWF!
Icarus, back in your box. That reminds me. Don't curse un-necesserily, in the manner of dear Icarus for example.
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