Ladies and gentlemen it has to be done....
A crystal breaking production: Slig sees oddworld in the web...
Person: La-di-da on the oddworld website and stuff. Hope my slig helper won't see it.
*Door breaks open*
slig: Hey wassup!? Waddya looking at!?
Person: Uh......Um...
Slig: Let me see....
*Slig shoves person away and looks at computer screen*
Slig: What.....The.....Crap? Wait a minute....HEY THATS MY MOM!
*Slig kills person*
End of crystal breaking production story....
