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I live in the Rockies, and as you can imagine, it gets enormously cold in the winter. Right now it's -15F, and I decided to get some sleeping bags out of the trunk of the car. I live in an apartment, so It's a little longer than your average walk to the car. Being the idiot I am, I brought neither a coat nor gloves, as I would soon regret. Halfway to the car the snot in my nose started to freeze. By the time I got to the car my hands were numb. I opened the trunk, got the very cold sleeping bags (which made my hands more numb), and walked back to he house. On the way back I dropped the car key in the snow. While searching for it I slipped on some ice and hit my head on the sidewalk. (I'm pertty clumsy) Now not only did I have a frozen nose and fingers, but my entire body was very, very cold, I had a throbbing head, and I still had to find the car key. I dug in the snow (which made my fingers colder still, but I hardly noticed due to the fact that I couldn't feel them anymore) and eventually found the key. I got back home (obviously) and I'm afraid to take my left hand out of my pocket because I may need to cut it off. Long story short- stay inside when it's -15F outside.

Sounds like one big fat lie to me.