So... I have two gay pirates living in my purse. No, seriously. Two tiny ass-pirates that I bought in a dollar store this weekend. Pulling out strange things from my purse a great way to break the ice in conversations. But sometimes it creates some awkward silence. I thoroughly creeped out a "preppy" guy when I told him my pirates made out. Their lips are very rosey colored, and he commented that they were wearing lipstick when I said they were gay. I guess I went too far when I went into detail that the fancy pirate was the only wearing lipstick, but he made out with the other and some rubbed off. Wheee, free flowing thoughts before sleep.
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