[Dipstikk]

This is a tribute to all of the lunkheads here who think that one paragraph with no spelling or proofreading whatsoever constitutes an actual chapter of a story.
Pretty much, I'm tired of reading frighteningly short stories that look like they were typed up by a hooved animal.

So this story will be written in Retardese until people get it into their pointed heads that the amount of skill and time they put into their story reflects on them.