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When your parachute decides not to open several hundred feet above a concrete patio.


Its not unusual at Wimbledon (English tennis tournament) for birds to die from getting hit by speeding tennis balls as they fly over. Lots of birds also fly into the windows of the main computer room at school, mostly seagulls. They don't always die but it's an interesting event when the techer's going on about spreadsheet formulae and everyone's all but asleep.