I never said that having a sex toy means you're mentally ill. If you'll direct your attention to this:
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I'll wager there's some kind of freaky neurological disorder associated with wanting to have sex with disembodied orifices.
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Anyway. All right. I have nothing against sex toys, and I wouldn't judge anyone who uses them. But I personally don't see what the allure is with those pocket pussies or fleshlights or whatever they're called. I'd rather do it with my hand than with a plastic vagina in a tube.