This is how big fight started (see bio)
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Rince:- 'I told you, the slig was unconciouse when I got here'
Big bro slig:-'He was ma buddy ya filthy mud who was it!, and if yer lying I'll cook yer head!'
Rincewynd looked nervously and quickly round the hall, a group of sligs whispering and giggling that Rincewynd had always sought to avenge were in ample distance.
Rine:-'Them, they did it, I was just cleaning and they pushed me aside and beat him up, I couldn't stop them'
The Big Bro slig dropped Rincewynd and charged towards the group, cracking Alfred's (the group's leader) bodyguards (Flig and Erny) heads together before charging at Alfred. It was then that several sligs, muds, even a drunk glukkon that was on business there all piled in on one big heap, Rincewynd knew it was his chance and slipped out a nearby air duct. Several bangs, scrapes and bruises later he was free out in the open.....Flying towards a large rock. He came to not long afterwards. He was walking for days and all the while he thought to himself "that's the last time I go to Gulkling Diggin' Co. again!" (good one eh? It dont have to be, just thought it was funny
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