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Express used to sell nice underwear... But I don't think they do anymore. Everything else in there is blegh. Plus, the manequins' nipples are frightening.
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I had a conversation with a friend in an Express store on Friday discussing how the mannequins have unrealistically perfect arses which is horrible because no-one will ever look that good in a pair of jeans.
Meanwhile I was reflecting that my friend's boyfriend has one of the greatest arses I've ever seen. Lucky prick.