Because it's American Eagle, which is actually latin for OverPatriotic Vagina (it's a loose translation).
I wear atticus because I'm emo. You can't pigeonhole me though because my clothing offends the other pigeons, who upon sight of the little dead bird on my shirt, soon evict me with the aid of Davina McColl amidst the pointless narrative drivel of some anonymous bloke from Newcastle. Yes.
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