[Dino]

All this bullshit on TV about how there is some kind of major health epidemic because of junk food, and the government and preachy selfish leaf munching morons who only fart because they've forgotten how to laugh, they're all ganging up on junk food like it's some kind of shameful spunk-surfing sexually transmitted disease that needs to be stamped out.

Super Size Me (the stupid documentary that sets out to prove that if you eat junk food every day, you will become unwell) has resulted in McDonalds not putting much salt on their fries, and serving salads, and other stupid healthy shite. I mean really... if people want healthy shite, then what are they doing in a McDonalds? Why does it need to be foisted on people who rather than visiting the organic section at the supermarket have decided to eat out in a fast food resteraunt? Do they not even consider the target market?

And what about all this recent news about how the medical establishment will set out to try to crack down on fast food? WHY? I have a right to eat goddamn fast food. I sometimes WANT to eat over salted, greasy shite. I sometimes WANT to drink sugary milkshakes. I want to LIVE goddamnit, I want to enjoy my life once in a while, there's no point spending your whole life living on raw vegetables just so that you can live to some disgustingly old age and die unsatisfied from shitting your bowels out after a particularly long bout of fruit-juice-enduced diaorrhea.

Discuss:
-How "health experts" are about as much fun as eating stones.
-The way that people seem to've forgotten that junk food is junk food.
-How we're pressured into being healthier and therefore living longer but not even enjoying all the extra time we have because our diet consists of grass frenchfries and McSeedburger meals with a water shake and a sidesalad of salad.
-How healthy food gives you runny shit, indicating that junkfood is required as part of a balanced bowel movement.