My life is as weird as....
A movie where Moses Malone and an Oompahloompa open up an antique store where their friend Gandalf decides to grow his hair out, dye it black, and become Samara from The Ring. Then, the residents of Halloween Town fight Ash Ketchum with an army of ninjas.
My life is as depressing as....
Standing in pouring rain without an umbrella while waiting for the bus. You had spent all morning making sure you looked beautiful for picture day. you had carefully brushed your hair and applied make-up, which is now streaming down your face. A car speeds by and splashes mud on your favorite outfit.
It turns out you've missed your bus. You stand in the driving rain, soaked to the bone, standing in a puddle. You can't tell if you're crying or not. Your face is so wet, tears would be indistinguishable from the rain.
My life is as exciting as....
Almost falling to your death from that friggin' huge abandoned railroad bridge down at the creek (I fell off yesterday, but luckily grabbed hold of a tree root and pulled myself back up).
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Dead.
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