[Majic]

1. Do you consider yourself a "seasoned veteran" to The Oddworld Forums?...
--- If you’re not a "seasoned vet" to The Oddworld Forums, would you ever desire to become one?... I used to be seasoned, but now I'm sort of like that crusty baked chicken at the back of the fridge
--- If yes, for the love of god why!?... I sort of used to hang around

2. Have you ever thought about The Oddworld Forums and given a deep weathered sigh while saying in a dreary voice "those were the days"?... Definitely maybe

3. Have you ever had a dream where Oddworld Forums played some kind of role in it?... Probably in passing
--- If so did you dream of any specific member?...N/A
--- If yes which member?... N/A

4. Have you ever cried while on and/or when thinking about The Oddworld Forums?... No

5. Do you think you have a life?... Yes

6. Do you think you are a hypocrite?... On occasion

7. Do you believe you have some sort of "rival" or "mortal enemy" on The Oddworld Forums?... No longer
--- If yes, what member?... N/A
--- And do you think this person feels the same way towards you?... N/A

8. Have you ever had a strange urge to get yourself banned from The Oddworld Forums just for a laugh?... No, but my brother tried using my account to accomplish as much

9. Would you ever willingly put yourself in a positioned to be banned?... Yes
--- If no, what if it proved an important point?... Probably
--- If still no, what if by doing it you got your "rival" banned as well?... No

10. If you ever met Alcar, SeaRex or Abe Babe would you....?
A. Punch them in the stomach and steal their lunch money.. No
B. Glomp them... (whatever the hell that means).. Hell yes
C. Try and seduce them... Only Peter
D. All of the above in no particular order... N/A
E. You are Alcar, SeaRex or Abe Babe and you are seriously thinking about banning this Rexy fellow, along with everyone else that answered (A.)... Yes. I mean no.

11. If you suddenly became rich would you donate money to The Oddworld Forums?... Yes
--- If yes how much would you donate?... Well that would depend on how much I would have, doesn't it?

12. Have you ever felt really close to another member although you have not met him/her in real life?... Yes
--- If yes which member(s)?... Melvin was one of my good buddies to talk to for a while

13. Have you ever fallen in love with another member?... No
--- If yes which member(s)?... N/A

14. Have you ever fantasized about another member(s)?... Maybe
--- If yes which member(s)?... Maybe
--- Are you fantasizing about them right now?... Maybe

14. Who is your Best friend on The Oddworld Forums?... I have few friends left

15. Have you ever had an incredibly strong urge to kill a fellow The Oddworld Forums member(s)?... Yes
--- If so which member(s)?... I R A SLOG, morpheus, Reese/clones, and ABEACE are the only ones I remember offhand. But I know there are more. Many more.

16. If you knew you wouldn’t get banned would you act differently on The Oddworld Forums?... No
--- If yes, what would you do?... N/A

17. Do you think you would ever want to, or have to the courage to tell Alcar, SeaRex or Abe Babe to f*ck off !?.... Don't think I'd ever have to
--- If no, what if you were dared too?.... N/A

18. Did you find the above question at all offensive?... No
--- If yes, do you consider yourself to have a sense of humour at all?... N/A

19. Do you ever not post your true opinion for lack of courage?... No
--- If yes, why?... N/A

20. Who do you think is the most lecherous member on The Oddworld Forums?... Peter, hands down
--- Regarding the above question did you have to look up the word "lecherous" to know what it meant?... Maybe

21. Is your The Oddworld Forums persona...?
A. a complete and utter lie..... No
B. pretty faithful to your real life persona... Yes
C. A slick combination between A and B... No
D. You don’t know what persona means... I know what it means

22. If you could delete one post from your past, which would it be?.... I had some terrible ones when I started out. Blegh.

23. If you could select one post or thread as your crowning glory, which would it be?... I'm proud of my sticked threads on life (aka posting tips)

24. What do you consider the best post someone else has made?... [b]The start of the "Online Hike," most definitely. Oh wait, I hated that. But Jacob's Fun Facts were always a laugh, and I know PA has some classics scattered about. But... one post? Once upon a time, I made one after staying up all night talking to Melvin. Something was hilarious to me about "cat poop." Probably the closest I ever felt to being high withing being doped up.

25. What do you consider the best thread someone else has made?... Fun Facts, The Halo Thread, The Slig Squad (really dug that long ago), Picture Request, Kittens, slash I can't remember that many others off hand

26. Does the way people perceive you on The Oddworld Forums matter to you?... Yes

26. Did you notice there were two questions with the number 14 and now two with the number 26?... No

27. If you woke up one day and found yourself to be the most hated member on The Oddworld Forums would you..?
A. Kill yourself in a brutal fashion too black mail the more popular members.. No
B. Pretend you were actually the most admired member on The Oddworld Forums... No
C. Be a complete Bastard to everyone until you got banned... No
D. All of the above in no particular order... Yes. I now laugh at your confusion
E. You are the most hated Oddworld Forum member... Not to my knowledge

28. Do you actually think other members care about your opinions?... A few
--- Do you actually care about their opinions?.... Yes

29. Did you just lie to the above question?... No

30. Have you ever purposely lied to "fit in" on The Oddworld Forums?... No
--- Are you lying right now?... No
--- Does it bother you that you are continually lying to your self even at this very moment?... No

31. Have you ever contemplated leaving The Oddworld Forums because of something someone said?... No
--- If yes, which member and what did he/she say?.. N/A

32. Have you ever posted a thread telling people that you are "leaving The Oddworld Forums for good" or that you have "just returned to The Oddworld Forums after leaving for good"?... No
--- If so have you done it more than once?.. No

33. Were you better off before you joined The Oddworld Forums?... No

34. Do you swear a lot?... IRL
--- Did you swear a lot before coming to The Oddworld Forums?.. I was also pre-pubescent

35. Are you constantly analysing things?... Yes
--- Did you do this before you joined the Oddworld Forums?.. Yes

36. Have you ever questioned your religion?... Yes
--- Did you ever question it before coming to The Oddworld Forums?... Yes

37. Have you ever-contemplated suicide?... No
--- Did you ever contemplate it before The Oddworld Forums?.. N/A

38. Have you ever-contemplated murder?.. No
--- Did you ever contemplate it before The Oddworld Forums?... N/A

39. Were you better off before you joined The Oddworld Forums?... Wasn't this just asked?

40. Do you strive to be different than everyone else when on The Oddworld Forums?.. Only if I hate everyone else, which I don't

41. Do you strive to be well liked on The Oddworld Forums?... I would prefer

42. Do you strive to be funny on The Oddworld Forums?... I would prefer

43. Do you strive to be noticed on The Oddworld Forums?... Sometimes
--- If yes why?.... The reason to come onto an online community is to meet people to chat with, and voice your opinions against others, no? If you stand in the background like an ultimate wallflower, then what's the point?
--- If no, does it bother you that others do?...... N/A
(if yes to above see question 6)

44. Without cheating list as many The Oddworld Forums members’ names as you can think of.... Dog, time ticks for me too. I ain't botherin'

45. Taking a look at your list do you think it’s as big as it should be?... N/A
--- Does the first person you listed have any special significances to you?... N/A
--- Would you get mad if another member left you out of their list?... If they used to be cozy with me
--- Why?.. Because if I were cozy with them, then I would expect they have the common courtesy to remember how badass I am

46. do you think this survey thing is stupid and a waste of time?.. Only questions like this

47. Do you consider your self-intelligent?.... Highly
(if yes see question 6)

48. In general what kind of posts do you like?...
A. funny, sarcasm, cynic criticism not directed in your direction... Yes
B. dead serious, never straying from topic, possibly boring to everyone but you... No
C. useless posts, no meaning whatsoever, the word "glomp" appears in every single sentence... No
D. all of the above.... No
E. none of the above.... No
F. other_______________________.... Mixture of A & B. PS: I <3 cliche post generalizations

49. In general, do you think you spend more time in Off-Topic Discussion than the Oddworld Forums?... Yes
--- If yes, do you find that sad considering this is the "Oddworld Forums'?... Yes

50. Do you often not post in threads that seem interesting to you just because the posts in the thread were too long to read?... I love long posts. Unless it's a quote post.

51. Do you generally read certain threads just because a certain member posted it?... Yes
--- If yes which member(s)?.. Statikk, Jacob, Alcar, or someone else I know will have something decent to say, like Nate/Adder/Searex/Ambi/OANST

52. Do you generally ignore certain threads just because a certain member posted it?... No
if yes which member(s)?.. N/A

53. Do you currently or have you ever had a member in you’re ignore list?... Never

54. Have you ever met another member of The Oddworld Forums in real life that you did not know previously?... Sadly, no
--- If yes which member(s)?... N/A
--- Do you find the fact that you actually met them freakishly weird?... N/A

55. If you could meet any member who would it be?... Not sure. I've fallen out of touch with many

56. Have you gone on the Internet in the past month and not logged on to The Oddworld Forums?... I was on a computer that I couldn't access OWF from. If anyone remembers, I'm pretty sure Peter might, my dad once became angered at my excess computer useage. So he thought it'd be crafty to block the OWF address through our router. Mind you, this was like 3 years ago, and goes to show you having a computer programmer dad isn't always a good thing.

57. Do you think you are addicted to The Oddworld Forums?... I used to be moderately

58. After completing the survey .... how many questions did you not answer truthfully?... None

59. Were you better off before you joined The Oddworld Forums?... No
--- Did you realise that this is the third time I have asked this question?... Yes

60. That's it all over. But are you glad this thing is over?... Yes
--- Would you want to answer more questions?... A few