Yesh I believe if this story gets better it will have more posters! So without further ado...
ch.10:The confrence!
Weeks passed by as Jobe's army gets stronger and stronger. His reputation among the glukkons terrify them. So one day three glukkons gather together for a confrence. One of them is a gluk. president in charg of food and water supply. He has a russian toungue so he kinda mixes russian and english together whil he talks. His name is Deribas (Got an educational easter egg here...).
The other one is a glukkon with problems. He talks very strangely and is kind of handicapped. Vocal wise that is (Hint he talks like that guy from the waterboy movie.).
He is a reporter glukkon and is a strange pud but loooks can be decieving and his name is hail. The last glukkon is one that lives in many slig's hearts.
He was and now is again the leader of the slig barracks. He has endured possesion from abe himself. His many medals gleam in brightness and pride as he wears them. This glukkon known by many is none other than general dripik. Ressurected from death he now has many scars and stitches on his face, but that doesen't stop him from doing on what he can do best:STOP ANY INDUSTRIALIST DESTRUCTION AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!
Thus they start they're conversation in the slig barracks. Dripik starts out: "So what are we gonna do about it eh? I thought that skinny blur bastard abe was the most of our problems!" Next Deribas speaks out "Well ti znaish shto? This slig big Figet! Nu patchimu:Water and food ya give him and how does he repay us!? Barshoy booms that's what!"
Now hail is brave enough to step out (He's kind off a weakling...). "L-L-Listen you two. You are both being loud. Do you w-want us to get death?" Dripik bursts out in laughter "Bahaha! Ya pansy! What did yo momma say yelling is bad? Well then join me Deribas IS THIS LOUD ENOUGH FOR YA HAHA!"
The two glukkons started insulting hail but then he spoke out. "Please your being mean! Fine then. I-I guess I won't tell you my plan then." "YOU HAVE A PLAN!?" The two glukkons said together. They looked at each other and then started laughing again.
"Y-yes as a matter of fact I do have a plan!" "Da e ya british! BAHAHA!" "Do you want to hear it or not t-though?" "Fine hail amuse us." "Okay then general meany" Hail called his helper slig who held out a poster filled with compecated equations on it.
"As you know Jobe the rude slig has a very big army right now. I plan on controlling it." "How are you gonna bore them to death with your favorite books which may I add are pop up books? Heh heh" "N-no as a matter if fact I have this slig and mudokon head coverings as my helper slig points here."
Hail's slig pointed to 2 silver objects that look like either the head of a slig or mud. "Once the correct head touches the correct body it fuses inside of the creature and it will be put under my control." "Your control! Patchimu ni ya?" "That's because I need some sligs and slaves to work on a factory I plan to make."
"Hmm..." Thought dripik. "It is a waste of good warriors but what the heck? Let's do it!" "Y-yes first we attract the clan of Jobe's to your barracks then under my command the machines will start raining down endlessley! No living thing there shall escape!"
Deribas started breaking out in evil laughter and Hail joined in until Dripik yelled out "Don't jynx it! Last time I did that that abe guy killed me first out of phleg and asilik!" "Oi sorry Dripikk." "Well then I gotta go to my office to go file some new sligs." Said dripik.
"Da and I have to go and watch over the sligs bringing in the food supplies" Said Deribas. The both of them left with only Hail and his slig behind and started breaking out in jolly laughter. "Yes thanks to the big bro slig commander H-helping me this evil plan of mine would have not worked! To bad I killed him!"
"With this whole army of sligs I won't make a factory. I'll destroy every single glukkon besides me that exists! BWAHAHAHA-Oh my asthma! Helper! Give me my sathms medicine *wheeze*" After taking his medicine Hail laughed loudly again while walking out of the barracks. After that he whispered to himself. "So then....No one can stop me from taking control over oddworld hehe.."
End of chapter
I liked the introduction of these 2 new character (Deribas and hail) while it may not seem like it we will see deribas again. Sorry if the russian and english mix confused you. If so i'll tone it down a bit. I especially liked that asthma part I made lol.
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