I'm not sure if this is a forum game or not, but what the hell?
My life is as weird as....
A 90 year old fat man staring at a bunch of young teens through a window, and when the kids notice him, he doesn't go away. He merely smiles and continues his pleasurable view. Paedophiles piss me off.
My life is as depressing as....
A little girl trying top escape the SS officers in the Nazi raids of the Jewish ghettos. She wanders about the streets yelping, "Mommy? Daddy?" Unitl the dogs are realeased on her and she drops her favorite doll which is chewed up horrifically by the dogs. She then stuggles to escape looking for help from her Nazu Neighbors with no sucess. She is cornered then shot. She survives however and is dragged to a huge mound whewre all of her buring fellows reside, just as she realises whewre she is, she alos realises that she is being burned alive next to her mother and father.
My life is as exciting as....
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