[big bro boogie]

1. Do you consider yourself a "seasoned veteran" to The Oddworld Forums?
No... no?

2. Have you ever thought about The Oddworld Forums and given a deep weathered sigh while saying in a dreary voice "those were the days"?...
Myea... yea...

3. Have you ever had a dream where Oddworld Forums played some kind of role in it?...
I don't remember dreams. But I do remember that I had an OWF dream once...

4. Have you ever cried while on and/or when thinking about The Oddworld Forums?...
No... nope.

5. Do you think you have a life?...
What's a life again?

6. Do you think you are a hypocrite?...
... yes?

7. Do you believe you have some sort of "rival" or "mortal enemy" on The Oddworld Forums?...
I don't think so...

8. Have you ever had a strange urge to get yourself banned from The Oddworld Forums just for a laugh?...
No.

9. Would you ever willingly put yourself in a positioned to be banned?...
Willingly? Hmm, no.

10. If you ever met Alcar, SeaRex or Abe Babe would you....?
A. Punch them in the stomach and steal their lunch money..
B. Glomp them... (whatever the hell that means)..
C. Try and seduce them...
D. All of the above in no particular order...
E. You are Alcar, SeaRex or Abe Babe and you are seriously thinking about banning this Rexy fellow, along with everyone else that answered (A.)...

B! Hell yea!

11. If you suddenly became rich would you donate money to The Oddworld Forums?...
Rich? Or... Oh! Erm... yea, I... no. To be honest.

12. Have you ever felt really close to another member although you have not met him/her in real life?...
Uh... I can't really think of anyone. But! I do care about certains more than others...

13. Have you ever fallen in love with another member?...
Nope.

14. Have you ever fantasized about another member(s)?...
Hah! Hahaha! No.

14. Who is your Best friend on The Oddworld Forums?...
For now... I can't decide. That depends on what viewpoint I'm in...

15. Have you ever had an incredibly strong urge to kill a fellow The Oddworld Forums member(s)?...
No. I only want to kill people who keep stealing my cookies. Trust me, That is a crime.

16. If you knew you wouldn’t get banned would you act differently on The Oddworld Forums?...
no...

17. Do you think you would ever want to, or have to the courage to tell Alcar, SeaRex or Abe Babe to f*ck off !?....
Yea, if they'd really really piss me off. But, I don't know me in that way, so... I don't think I'll ever be.

18. Did you find the above question at all offensive?...
Offensive? I thought it was kinda humorous.

19. Do you ever not post your true opinion for lack of courage?...
No. What could possibly harm me.

20. Who do you think is the most lecherous member on The Oddworld Forums?...
... the most milky member? Eww...

21. Is your The Oddworld Forums persona...?
A. a complete and utter lie.....
B. pretty faithful to your real life persona...
C. A slick combination between A and B...
D. You don’t know what persona means...

B

22. If you could delete one post from your past, which would it be?.... (insert the link to the post here)....
No, I won't link to it, since I still remember it... If correctly it was my first post ever...

23. If you could select one post or thread as your crowning glory, which would it be?... (insert the link to the post here)
I couldn't... since I'm utterly bored.

24. What do you consider the best post someone else has made?.... (insert the link to post here)
23

25. What do you consider the best thread someone else has made?... (insert the link to post here)
Stingbee sucks, which is located in Necrum^^...
You see! that's what'll happen if people bore me...

26. Does the way people perceive you on The Oddworld Forums matter to you?...
Yes. Can I go to bed now... please!?

26. Did you notice there were two questions with the number 14 and now two with the number 26?...
Huh? ****... LoL! No I didn't...

27. If you woke up one day and found yourself to be the most hated member on The Oddworld Forums would you..?
A. Kill yourself in a brutal fashion too black mail the more popular members..
B. Pretend you were actually the most admired member on The Oddworld Forums...
C. Be a complete Bastard to everyone until you got banned...
D. All of the above in no particular order...
E. You are the most hated Oddworld Forum member...

B... Why do I allways enter B?

28. Do you actually think other members care about your opinions?...
No...
I connect the opinions of members to their character/persona. Thus in a way I do... care about another members opinion.

29. Did you just lie to the above question?...
Jesus... may scourge me. No I did not lie. Jesus...

30. Have you ever purposely lied to "fit in" on The Oddworld Forums?...
No.

31. Have you ever contemplated leaving The Oddworld Forums because of something someone said?...
No.

32. Have you ever posted a thread telling people that you are "leaving The Oddworld Forums for good" or that you have "just returned to The Oddworld Forums after leaving for good"?...
No.


33. Were you better off before you joined The Oddworld Forums?...
No. Not since last 6 months.

34. Do you swear a lot?...
Hell I do.
God I didn't.

35. Are you constantly analysing things?...
Yes.
I was less: "It has to look perfect" before, yes.


36. Have you ever questioned your religion?...
I don't have one.

37. Have you ever-contemplated suicide?...
Yes.

38. Have you ever-contemplated murder?..
No.

39. Were you better off before you joined The Oddworld Forums?...
No. This question has been asked twice, hasn't it?

40. Do you strive to be different than everyone else when on The Oddworld Forums?..
No.

41. Do you strive to be well liked on The Oddworld Forums?...
No.

42. Do you strive to be funny on The Oddworld Forums?...
Sometimes.

43. Do you strive to be noticed on The Oddworld Forums?...
No.
And it does not bother me that others... shut I forgot the second part.


44. Without cheating list as many The Oddworld Forums members’ names as you can think of....

Rexy, Rich, Ambi, Searex, Alcar, err... xx_xx_Odd, Hobo, T-Nex, Dipstikk, Munch'sMaster, Dark_EliteH2, Used, Dino, Let-... SouperMunch, Xavier, Max, ... Godlesswanderer, Oddish, Dancing Steef, Misty, Odd_Chick (sp?), Dave!, Big bro boogie, ... ANN NEELY, Kimon, Teal, Vykkerlady and lastly a Flock of Seagulls just passed by.

45. Taking a look at your list do you think it’s as big as it should be?...
No.
No.
No.

46. do you think this survey thing is stupid and a waste of time?..
I should've ben in bed by now Godammit.

47. Do you consider your self-intelligent?....
Honestly: Yes.

48. In general what kind of posts do you like?...
A. funny, sarcasm, cynic criticism not directed in your direction...
B. dead serious, never straying from topic, possibly boring to everyone but you...
C. useless posts, no meaning whatsoever, the word "glomp" appears in every single sentence...
D. all of the above....
E. none of the above....
F. other_______________________....

What the? What do I care?

49. In general, do you think you spend more time in Off-Topic Discussion than the Oddworld Forums?...
No.


50. Do you often not post in threads that seem interesting to you just because the posts in the thread were too long to read?...
Sometimes.

51. Do you generally read certain threads just because a certain member posted it?...
No.

52. Do you generally ignore certain threads just because a certain member posted it?...
No. Nice question though.

53. Do you currently or have you ever had a member in you’re ignore list?...
No.

54. Have you ever met another member of The Oddworld Forums in real life that you did not know previously?...
*sniffs* No.

55. If you could meet any member who would it be?...
People I like.

56. Have you gone on the Internet in the past month and not logged on to The Oddworld Forums?...
No.

57. Do you think you are addicted to The Oddworld Forums?...
Look, I should've been in bed right now. Ofcourse I'm addicted.

58. After completing the survey .... how many questions did you not answer truthfully?...
As far as I can remember I've answered them all honestly truthfull.

59. Were you better off before you joined The Oddworld Forums?...
Yea I realized it. See question 39. If I remember correctly.

60. That's it all over. But are you glad this thing is over?...
Yes!
No I wouldn't want to!