1. Do you consider yourself a "seasoned veteran" to The Oddworld Forums?...
--- If you’re not a "seasoned vet" to The Oddworld Forums, would you ever desire to become one?...
--- If yes, for the love of god why!?...
I don't think my little year of membership counts compared to those who've been here for like 3 or 4.
2. Have you ever thought about The Oddworld Forums and given a deep weathered sigh while saying in a dreary voice "those were the days"?...
Not really.
3. Have you ever had a dream where Oddworld Forums played some kind of role in it?...
--- If so did you dream of any specific member?...
--- If yes which member?...
Twice!
One dream involved Dipstikk: Apparently we were best buddies and talking online. I don't remember much except apparently we hadn't talked in a long time and his font was big and purple.
The other dream involved the whole forum: My high school was the manifestation of OWF. There were like buttons, threads, and images and members scattered about the halls and floating in the air from what I recall. Then it turned into a halo game with a friend. We’d step on amo on the ground to “pick it up” and stuff...
4. Have you ever cried while on and/or when thinking about The Oddworld Forums?...
Yes... while on. Not because of anything you’d guess though, so don’t bother.
5. Do you think you have a life?...
Yesh.
6. Do you think you are a hypocrite?...
Everyone is.
7. Do you believe you have some sort of "rival" or "mortal enemy" on The Oddworld Forums?...
--- If yes, what member?...
--- And do you think this person feels the same way towards you?...
Uh... I wouldn’t go that far, but there are certainly one or two members I dislike strongly.
8. Have you ever had a strange urge to get yourself banned from The Oddworld Forums just for a laugh?...
No, but I’ve had urges to do things that would probably get me into big trouble.
9. Would you ever willingly put yourself in a positioned to be banned?...
--- If no, what if it proved an important point?...
--- If still no, what if by doing it you got your "rival" banned as well?...
Maybe if it proved some big fancy point of some sort, but if it truly proved something to everyone, I doubt it’d result in a banning.
10. If you ever met Alcar, SeaRex or Abe Babe would you....?
A. Punch them in the stomach and steal their lunch money..
B. Glomp them... (whatever the hell that means)..
C. Try and seduce them...
D. All of the above in no particular order...
E. You are Alcar, SeaRex or Abe Babe and you are seriously thinking about banning this Rexy fellow, along with everyone else that answered (A.)...
I’ve already done C for one of them! Guess which one! Maybe A for Uncle Alcy.
11. If you suddenly became rich would you donate money to The Oddworld Forums?...
--- If yes how much would you donate?...
Why would anyone want to become Rich? Other than having all his naughty fun with Rexy.
12. Have you ever felt really close to another member although you have not met him/her in real life?...
--- If yes which member(s)?...
The members I feel closest to are obviously ones I’ve met, but there’s also Oddguy. Pretty chummy with him. And Raisin, who I’d like to consider myself chummy with as well.
13. Have you ever fallen in love with another member?...
--- If yes which member(s)?...
SeaRex! :inlove:
14. Have you ever fantasized about another member(s)?...
--- If yes which member(s)?...
--- Are you fantasizing about them right now?...
Mmm... Luke.... yum...
14. Who is your Best friend on The Oddworld Forums?...
SeaRex, CheeseOfGlory, Oddguy, Raisin... and quite a few others are growing on me.
15. Have you ever had an incredibly strong urge to kill a fellow The Oddworld Forums member(s)?...
--- If so which member(s)?...
Far too many times, far too many members...
16. If you knew you wouldn’t get banned would you act differently on The Oddworld Forums?...
--- If yes, what would you do?...
I think I’d have to do something pretty horrible to get banned anyway, which I couldn’t see myself doing, so nope.
17. Do you think you would ever want to, or have to the courage to tell Alcar, SeaRex or Abe Babe to f*ck off !?....
--- If no, what if you were dared too?....
Well... I don’t think I could do that to Abe Babe.
18. Did you find the above question at all offensive?...
--- If yes, do you consider yourself to have a sense of humour at all?...
Pchaw.
19. Do you ever not post your true opinion for lack of courage?...
--- If yes, why?...
No... but I have held back saying things sometimes as it was the best thing to do.
20. Who do you think is the most lecherous member on The Oddworld Forums?...
--- Regarding the above question did you have to look up the word "lecherous" to know what it meant?..
Alcar!
21. Is your The Oddworld Forums persona...?
A. a complete and utter lie.....
B. pretty faithful to your real life persona...
C. A slick combination between A and B...
D. You don’t know what persona means...
B.
22. If you could delete one post from your past, which would it be?.... (insert the link to the post here)....
The suggestion thread I made for the “What do you look like?” threads. It was fueled by some medication my mom gave me.
23. If you could select one post or thread as your crowning glory, which would it be?... (insert the link to the post here)
Probably the religious homosexuality debate thread.
24. What do you consider the best post someone else has made?.... (insert the link to post here)
No idea.
25. What do you consider the best thread someone else has made?... (insert the link to post here)
Again, no idea.
26. Does the way people perceive you on The Oddworld Forums matter to you?...
To a reasonable extent.
26. Did you notice there were two questions with the number 14 and now two with the number 26?...
No...
27. If you woke up one day and found yourself to be the most hated member on The Oddworld Forums would you..?
A. Kill yourself in a brutal fashion too black mail the more popular members..
B. Pretend you were actually the most admired member on The Oddworld Forums...
C. Be a complete Bastard to everyone until you got banned...
D. All of the above in no particular order...
E. You are the most hated Oddworld Forum member...
Uh, none of the above? I’d probably be all “Well... damn, this sucks” and a little sad. I’d try to remedy the problem. If all else fails, I’d probably go for a combination of B and C and then create a new account. Reese-style, yeah.
28. Do you actually think other members care about your opinions?...
--- Do you actually care about their opinions?....
I’d like to think so.
Yes... depending on the memeber.
29. Did you just lie to the above question?...
Nope.
30. Have you ever purposely lied to "fit in" on The Oddworld Forums?...
--- Are you lying right now?...
--- Does it bother you that you are continually lying to your self even at this very moment?...
Nope.
31. Have you ever contemplated leaving The Oddworld Forums because of something someone said?...
--- If yes, which member and what did he/she say?..
I’m sure it’s crossed my mind at least once or twice. But never seriously.
32. Have you ever posted a thread telling people that you are "leaving The Oddworld Forums for good" or that you have "just returned to The Oddworld Forums after leaving for good"?...
--- If so have you done it more than once?..
No. Only the attention-whorey and/or members strangely obsessed with OWF do that.
33. Were you better off before you joined The Oddworld Forums?...
My time management was. =/
34. Do you swear a lot?...
--- Did you swear a lot before coming to The Oddworld Forums?..
Not in excess.
No.
35. Are you constantly analysing things?...
--- Did you do this before you joined the Oddworld Forums?..
Kinda?
36. Have you ever questioned your religion?...
--- Did you ever question it before coming to The Oddworld Forums?...
Yeah, ‘tis healthy to a certain degree.
Yes.
37. Have you ever-contemplated suicide?...
--- Did you ever contemplate it before The Oddworld Forums?..
Not seriously.
38. Have you ever-contemplated murder?..
--- Did you ever contemplate it before The Oddworld Forums?...
Again not seriously.
39. Were you better off before you joined The Oddworld Forums?...
Wasn’t this already asked?
40. Do you strive to be different than everyone else when on The Oddworld Forums?..
I strive to be myself or something cheesy like that.
41. Do you strive to be well liked on The Oddworld Forums?...
I suppose.
42. Do you strive to be funny on The Oddworld Forums?...
Meh, a little, I guess.
43. Do you strive to be noticed on The Oddworld Forums?...
--- If yes why?....
--- If no, does it bother you that others do?......
(if yes to above see question 6)
I don’t really do anything for the mere sake of being noticed...
44. Without cheating list as many The Oddworld Forums members’ names as you can think of....
Not enough timey.
45. Taking a look at your list do you think it’s as big as it should be?...
--- Does the first person you listed have any special significances to you?...
--- Would you get mad if another member left you out of their list?...
--- Why?..
N/A
No.
46. do you think this survey thing is stupid and a waste of time?..
Probably... I have some work to do, but this is amusing.
47. Do you consider your self-intelligent?....
(if yes see question 6)
I think I’m pretty bright.
48. In general what kind of posts do you like?...
A. funny, sarcasm, cynic criticism not directed in your direction...
B. dead serious, never straying from topic, possibly boring to everyone but you...
C. useless posts, no meaning whatsoever, the word "glomp" appears in every single sentence...
D. all of the above....
E. none of the above....
F. other_______________________....
A and F: a good mixture of witty and intelligent posts but not necessarily cynical or sarcastic.
But some B and C are okay sometimes.... Maybe I should have just said D?
49. In general, do you think you spend more time in Off-Topic Discussion than the Oddworld Forums?...
--- If yes, do you find that sad considering this is the "Oddworld Forums'?...
Off-topic. I’m not a gamer... I joined for the people.
50. Do you often not post in threads that seem interesting to you just because the posts in the thread were too long to read?...
Rarely.
51. Do you generally read certain threads just because a certain member posted it?...
--- If yes which member(s)?..
Yes.
Too many to name.
52. Do you generally ignore certain threads just because a certain member posted it?...
if yes which member(s)?..
Hah, yes.
I’m not mean enough to say who.
53. Do you currently or have you ever had a member in you’re ignore list?...
Nope.
54. Have you ever met another member of The Oddworld Forums in real life that you did not know previously?...
--- If yes which member(s)?...
--- Do you find the fact that you actually met them freakishly weird?...
No.
55. If you could meet any member who would it be?...
Definitely Oddguy... Raisin, Rexy, Alcar, Hobo, Rich, and plenty of others would be great to meet too though.
56. Have you gone on the Internet in the past month and not logged on to The Oddworld Forums?...
Probably not.
57. Do you think you are addicted to The Oddworld Forums?...
Yes, sadly.
58. After completing the survey .... how many questions did you not answer truthfully?...
I answered all as truthfully as possible.
59. Were you better off before you joined The Oddworld Forums?...
--- Did you realise that this is the third time I have asked this question?...
Yes, I noticed! Still unsure about the answer.
60. That's it all over. But are you glad this thing is over?...
--- Would you want to answer more questions?...
Yes... So much to do...
No!