1. Do you consider yourself a "seasoned veteran" to The Oddworld Forums?...
--- If you’re not a "seasoned vet" to The Oddworld Forums, would you ever desire to become one?...
--- If yes, for the love of god why!?...
Yes, I am.
2. Have you ever thought about The Oddworld Forums and given a deep weathered sigh while saying in a dreary voice "those were the days"?...
Once or twice.
3. Have you ever had a dream where Oddworld Forums played some kind of role in it?...
--- If so did you dream of any specific member?...
--- If yes which member?...
No, I haven't. That would be weird.
4. Have you ever cried while on and/or when thinking about The Oddworld Forums?...
No.
5. Do you think you have a life?...
No.
6. Do you think you are a hypocrite?...
I have no idea.
7. Do you believe you have some sort of "rival" or "mortal enemy" on The Oddworld Forums?...
--- If yes, what member?...
--- And do you think this person feels the same way towards you?...
I'm not interesting enough to have mortal enemies. Lots of people probably find me annoying, though.
8. Have you ever had a strange urge to get yourself banned from The Oddworld Forums just for a laugh?...
Yes, but I could never get up with an interesting way to do it anyway.
9. Would you ever willingly put yourself in a positioned to be banned?...
--- If no, what if it proved an important point?...
--- If still no, what if by doing it you got your "rival" banned as well?...
Yes, I think.
10. If you ever met Alcar, SeaRex or Abe Babe would you....?
A. Punch them in the stomach and steal their lunch money..
B. Glomp them... (whatever the hell that means)..
C. Try and seduce them...
D. All of the above in no particular order...
E. You are Alcar, SeaRex or Abe Babe and you are seriously thinking about banning this Rexy fellow, along with everyone else that answered (A.)...
I think I'll go with D.
11. If you suddenly became rich would you donate money to The Oddworld Forums?...
--- If yes how much would you donate?...
No. There are better things to spend money on.
12. Have you ever felt really close to another member although you have not met him/her in real life?...
--- If yes which member(s)?...
Yes, Eddie/Dark Hood.
13. Have you ever fallen in love with another member?...
--- If yes which member(s)?...
I had a crush on Eddie a couple of years ago. It was interesting.
14. Have you ever fantasized about another member(s)?...
--- If yes which member(s)?...
--- Are you fantasizing about them right now?...
No.
14. Who is your Best friend on The Oddworld Forums?...
No one.
15. Have you ever had an incredibly strong urge to kill a fellow The Oddworld Forums member(s)?...
--- If so which member(s)?...
Nope. See? I do nothing interesting.
16. If you knew you wouldn’t get banned would you act differently on The Oddworld Forums?...
--- If yes, what would you do?...
No, this seems to be the only way I can act. I'm not good at faking.
17. Do you think you would ever want to, or have to the courage to tell Alcar, SeaRex or Abe Babe to f*ck off !?....
--- If no, what if you were dared too?....
Yes, but I doubt I'll ever have a reason to.
18. Did you find the above question at all offensive?...
--- If yes, do you consider yourself to have a sense of humour at all?...
Why would I?
19. Do you ever not post your true opinion for lack of courage?...
--- If yes, why?...
I never post my opinion anymore. I just can't be bothered.
20. Who do you think is the most lecherous member on The Oddworld Forums?...
--- Regarding the above question did you have to look up the word "lecherous" to know what it meant?..
I had to look it up... And I have no idea. I don't want to know.
21. Is your The Oddworld Forums persona...?
A. a complete and utter lie.....
B. pretty faithful to your real life persona...
C. A slick combination between A and B...
D. You don’t know what persona means...
B. I'm boring. Very boring.
22. If you could delete one post from your past, which would it be?.... (insert the link to the post here)....
I think most of the embarrasing ones are long gone.
23. If you could select one post or thread as your crowning glory, which would it be?... (insert the link to the post here)
I can't remember anything I've posted here which would be above the ordinary. Maybe a fanfic once.
24. What do you consider the best post someone else has made?.... (insert the link to post here)
A lot of posts here have something special. Besides, I'm not going to dig stuff up.
25. What do you consider the best thread someone else has made?... (insert the link to post here)
Meh.
26. Does the way people perceive you on The Oddworld Forums matter to you?...
No, not really.
26. Did you notice there were two questions with the number 14 and now two with the number 26?...
No, I didn't. My mind is numbed by stupid music.
27. If you woke up one day and found yourself to be the most hated member on The Oddworld Forums would you..?
A. Kill yourself in a brutal fashion too black mail the more popular members..
B. Pretend you were actually the most admired member on The Oddworld Forums...
C. Be a complete Bastard to everyone until you got banned...
D. All of the above in no particular order...
E. You are the most hated Oddworld Forum member...
I wouldn't do any of these things, I'd just leave. But if I have to choose, I'd go with B.
28. Do you actually think other members care about your opinions?...
--- Do you actually care about their opinions?....
No.
29. Did you just lie to the above question?...
No.
30. Have you ever purposely lied to "fit in" on The Oddworld Forums?...
--- Are you lying right now?...
--- Does it bother you that you are continually lying to your self even at this very moment?...
I don't think I have. Maybe some time.
31. Have you ever contemplated leaving The Oddworld Forums because of something someone said?...
--- If yes, which member and what did he/she say?..
Not because of something someone said.
32. Have you ever posted a thread telling people that you are "leaving The Oddworld Forums for good" or that you have "just returned to The Oddworld Forums after leaving for good"?...
--- If so have you done it more than once?..
No.
33. Were you better off before you joined The Oddworld Forums?...
No. I'm good at English because of this place.
34. Do you swear a lot?...
--- Did you swear a lot before coming to The Oddworld Forums?..
I've always sworn a lot.
35. Are you constantly analysing things?...
--- Did you do this before you joined the Oddworld Forums?..
Nope.
36. Have you ever questioned your religion?...
--- Did you ever question it before coming to The Oddworld Forums?...
Yes, but that was way before I stumbled upon OWF.
37. Have you ever-contemplated suicide?...
--- Did you ever contemplate it before The Oddworld Forums?..
Not seriously.
38. Have you ever-contemplated murder?..
--- Did you ever contemplate it before The Oddworld Forums?...
Again, not seriously.
39. Were you better off before you joined The Oddworld Forums?...
No.
40. Do you strive to be different than everyone else when on The Oddworld Forums?..
I think I already am.
41. Do you strive to be well liked on The Oddworld Forums?...
Yeah, I think so.
42. Do you strive to be funny on The Oddworld Forums?...
I could never pull that off.
43. Do you strive to be noticed on The Oddworld Forums?...
--- If yes why?....
--- If no, does it bother you that others do?......
(if yes to above see question 6)
Yes, sometimes. It's nice to be noticed.
44. Without cheating list as many The Oddworld Forums members’ names as you can think of....
Alcar, Abe Babe, Searex, Dino, AFOS, Abeguy, Rex Tirano, Hobo, Martian.
45. Taking a look at your list do you think it’s as big as it should be?...
--- Does the first person you listed have any special significances to you?...
--- Would you get mad if another member left you out of their list?...
--- Why?..
"As big as it should be" sounds really sad for some reason. And no it isn't, but I didn't really put any effort into it. Alcar was just the first name to pop up in my head and I don't care about if people leave me out of their lists.
46. do you think this survey thing is stupid and a waste of time?..
...yes.
47. Do you consider your self-intelligent?....
(if yes see question 6)
Yes, not in every way of course.
48. In general what kind of posts do you like?...
A. funny, sarcasm, cynic criticism not directed in your direction...
B. dead serious, never straying from topic, possibly boring to everyone but you...
C. useless posts, no meaning whatsoever, the word "glomp" appears in every single sentence...
D. all of the above....
E. none of the above....
F. other_______________________....
A and B.
49. In general, do you think you spend more time in Off-Topic Discussion than the Oddworld Forums?...
--- If yes, do you find that sad considering this is the "Oddworld Forums'?...
I never look at General Discussion. I lost interest in Oddworld after AE, but not in the forums. I think I'm not the only one to just spend time in Off-Topic.
50. Do you often not post in threads that seem interesting to you just because the posts in the thread were too long to read?...
Yes, sometimes it's just boring.
51. Do you generally read certain threads just because a certain member posted it?...
--- If yes which member(s)?..
No, I read most threads to see if they're interesting.
52. Do you generally ignore certain threads just because a certain member posted it?...
if yes which member(s)?..
Nope.
53. Do you currently or have you ever had a member in you’re ignore list?...
There's an ignore list?
54. Have you ever met another member of The Oddworld Forums in real life that you did not know previously?...
--- If yes which member(s)?...
--- Do you find the fact that you actually met them freakishly weird?...
No, everyone lives too far away.
55. If you could meet any member who would it be?...
Eddie, since he's technically still a member.
Besides that, no one special. I think.
56. Have you gone on the Internet in the past month and not logged on to The Oddworld Forums?...
No.
57. Do you think you are addicted to The Oddworld Forums?...
No, it's not very interesting anymore.
58. After completing the survey .... how many questions did you not answer truthfully?...
There are some I simply didn't have much energy to give a good answer to, but I didn't really lie.
59. Were you better off before you joined The Oddworld Forums?...
--- Did you realise that this is the third time I have asked this question?...
I wasn't better off before and yes, I realize that.
60. That's it all over. But are you glad this thing is over?...
--- Would you want to answer more questions?...
Yes, I'm glad it's over. Very glad.