1. Do you consider yourself a "seasoned veteran" to The Oddworld Forums?...
--- If you’re not a "seasoned vet" to The Oddworld Forums, would you ever desire to become one?...
--- If yes, for the love of god why!?...
Well duh.
2. Have you ever thought about The Oddworld Forums and given a deep weathered sigh while saying in a dreary voice "those were the days"?...
It's sad, but true. I sometimes daydream about returning to the good old days.
3. Have you ever had a dream where Oddworld Forums played some kind of role in it?...
--- If so did you dream of any specific member?...
--- If yes which member?...
Yeah. Nothing sexual (aww), and it was quite a while ago. If my memory serves me, it included Abe Babe and Pilot.
4. Have you ever cried while on and/or when thinking about The Oddworld Forums?...
Nope. Although I was on the verge of a breakdown during one of the 'kill alcar' crusades a few years back.
5. Do you think you have a life?...
Absolutely. I never used tp have much of a life during my early years of the OWF, but over the past year or two I've grown (emotionally / mentally) drastically. My mum now pleads with me to stay home more often.
6. Do you think you are a hypocrite?...
I try not to be, but there are obviously times when I don't even realise it.
7. Do you believe you have some sort of "rival" or "mortal enemy" on The Oddworld Forums?...
--- If yes, what member?...
--- And do you think this person feels the same way towards you?...
Nope. I've certainly had my rowls with members, but I honestly don't hate or have enemies, both in real life and on the forums.
8. Have you ever had a strange urge to get yourself banned from The Oddworld Forums just for a laugh?...
Yes.
9. Would you ever willingly put yourself in a positioned to be banned?...
--- If no, what if it proved an important point?...
--- If still no, what if by doing it you got your "rival" banned as well?...
Probably not.
10. If you ever met Alcar, SeaRex or Abe Babe would you....?
A. Punch them in the stomach and steal their lunch money..
B. Glomp them... (whatever the hell that means)..
C. Try and seduce them...
D. All of the above in no particular order...
E. You are Alcar, SeaRex or Abe Babe and you are seriously thinking about banning this Rexy fellow, along with everyone else that answered (A.)...
E. And yes, the lot of you are going to be banned.
Especially Rexy.
11. If you suddenly became rich would you donate money to The Oddworld Forums?...
--- If yes how much would you donate?...
Yeah. I've given thought to eventually leaving the forums completely, but still funding the costs of the server / vBulletin software so that it could continue.
12. Have you ever felt really close to another member although you have not met him/her in real life?...
--- If yes which member(s)?...
Will.
13. Have you ever fallen in love with another member?...
--- If yes which member(s)?...
No. But I certainly love to fool around with members.
14. Have you ever fantasized about another member(s)?...
--- If yes which member(s)?...
--- Are you fantasizing about them right now?...
Two or three members, but I won't dare utter their names.
14. Who is your Best friend on The Oddworld Forums?...
I don't believe I have a best friend, and don't really strive to have one.
15. Have you ever had an incredibly strong urge to kill a fellow The Oddworld Forums member(s)?...
--- If so which member(s)?...
Lol! No.
16. If you knew you wouldn’t get banned would you act differently on The Oddworld Forums?...
--- If yes, what would you do?...
No. I can do whatever I want.
17. Do you think you would ever want to, or have to the courage to tell Alcar, SeaRex or Abe Babe to f*ck off !?....
--- If no, what if you were dared too?....
Absolutely.
18. Did you find the above question at all offensive?...
--- If yes, do you consider yourself to have a sense of humour at all?...
No.
19. Do you ever not post your true opinion for lack of courage?...
--- If yes, why?...
I always post my true opinions. I wouldn't, and don't post otherwise.
20. Who do you think is the most lecherous member on The Oddworld Forums?...
--- Regarding the above question did you have to look up the word "lecherous" to know what it meant?..
Rich. And yes.
21. Is your The Oddworld Forums persona...?
A. a complete and utter lie.....
B. pretty faithful to your real life persona...
C. A slick combination between A and B...
D. You don’t know what persona means...
B.
22. If you could delete one post from your past, which would it be?.... (insert the link to the post here)....
I've already edited some of them
Though I wish I hadn't now, as they were my past, and I shoudn't be ashamed.
23. If you could select one post or thread as your crowning glory, which would it be?... (insert the link to the post here)
Not too sure.
24. What do you consider the best post someone else has made?.... (insert the link to post here)
Not sure, but probably Hobo pwning a member.
25. What do you consider the best thread someone else has made?... (insert the link to post here)
Any of Jacob's extreme right-wing radicalist threads.
26. Does the way people perceive you on The Oddworld Forums matter to you?...
Yes and no. It did matter to me a lot in the past, but lately I've not really paid attention to maintaining my public appearance.
26. Did you notice there were two questions with the number 14 and now two with the number 26?...
Yes, because I read all the questions before I answered
27. If you woke up one day and found yourself to be the most hated member on The Oddworld Forums would you..?
A. Kill yourself in a brutal fashion too black mail the more popular members..
B. Pretend you were actually the most admired member on The Oddworld Forums...
C. Be a complete Bastard to everyone until you got banned...
D. All of the above in no particular order...
E. You are the most hated Oddworld Forum member...
C. Oh, and E.
28. Do you actually think other members care about your opinions?...
--- Do you actually care about their opinions?....
I'd hope so. And I do care about others' opinions.
29. Did you just lie to the above question?...
No. What kind of a question is this!?
30. Have you ever purposely lied to "fit in" on The Oddworld Forums?...
--- Are you lying right now?...
--- Does it bother you that you are continually lying to your self even at this very moment?...
No. I force people to accept me as I am
31. Have you ever contemplated leaving The Oddworld Forums because of something someone said?...
--- If yes, which member and what did he/she say?..
Not from what one person has said. But I have contemplated leaving due to a general hatred of me and lack of respect for all the things I've done. But that was years ago.
32. Have you ever posted a thread telling people that you are "leaving The Oddworld Forums for good" or that you have "just returned to The Oddworld Forums after leaving for good"?...
--- If so have you done it more than once?..
No.
33. Were you better off before you joined The Oddworld Forums?...
No. The Oddworld Forums have been there while I grew up, and certainly helped.
34. Do you swear a lot?...
--- Did you swear a lot before coming to The Oddworld Forums?..
YES. And no.
35. Are you constantly analysing things?...
--- Did you do this before you joined the Oddworld Forums?..
I do at times, and yeah, it's been a life-long thing. It can really screw things up, what with paranoia developing eventually.
36. Have you ever questioned your religion?...
--- Did you ever question it before coming to The Oddworld Forums?...
Yep. And no.
37. Have you ever-contemplated suicide?...
--- Did you ever contemplate it before The Oddworld Forums?..
I've thought about it, but never in a serious manner. I honestly can't ever see myself doing that.
38. Have you ever-contemplated murder?..
--- Did you ever contemplate it before The Oddworld Forums?...
No.
39. Were you better off before you joined The Oddworld Forums?...
No. Ain't this a repeat?
40. Do you strive to be different than everyone else when on The Oddworld Forums?..
Not particularly.
41. Do you strive to be well liked on The Oddworld Forums?...
See Question 26 (the first one).
42. Do you strive to be funny on The Oddworld Forums?...
Rarely. I'm so immature everywhere else in life that I quite like being able to come on the OWF and be mature. It allows for some form of balance.
43. Do you strive to be noticed on The Oddworld Forums?...
--- If yes why?....
--- If no, does it bother you that others do?......
(if yes to above see question 6)
I'm noticed because I'm sexy, I don't need to strive
44. Without cheating list as many The Oddworld Forums members’ names as you can think of....
*resists urge to post entire list of OWF members*
45. Taking a look at your list do you think it’s as big as it should be?...
--- Does the first person you listed have any special significances to you?...
--- Would you get mad if another member left you out of their list?...
--- Why?..
I never completed Question 44.
46. do you think this survey thing is stupid and a waste of time?..
Kind of. I should be doing my Mathematics homework.
47. Do you consider your self-intelligent?....
I do indeed.
48. In general what kind of posts do you like?...
A. funny, sarcasm, cynic criticism not directed in your direction...
B. dead serious, never straying from topic, possibly boring to everyone but you...
C. useless posts, no meaning whatsoever, the word "glomp" appears in every single sentence...
D. all of the above....
E. none of the above....
F. other_______________________....
D.
49. In general, do you think you spend more time in Off-Topic Discussion than the Oddworld Forums?...
--- If yes, do you find that sad considering this is the "Oddworld Forums'?...
Yes. And yes.
50. Do you often not post in threads that seem interesting to you just because the posts in the thread were too long to read?...
Sometimes.
51. Do you generally read certain threads just because a certain member posted it?...
--- If yes which member(s)?..
Not really.
52. Do you generally ignore certain threads just because a certain member posted it?...
if yes which member(s)?..
Not really.
53. Do you currently or have you ever had a member in you’re ignore list?...
Nope.
54. Have you ever met another member of The Oddworld Forums in real life that you did not know previously?...
--- If yes which member(s)?...
--- Do you find the fact that you actually met them freakishly weird?...
Abe Babe, Pilot, and Oddness. I don't find it weird in anyway, the Internet is just another medium of communication.
55. If you could meet any member who would it be?...
Far too many to name
I love so many of you!
56. Have you gone on the Internet in the past month and not logged on to The Oddworld Forums?...
Nope.
57. Do you think you are addicted to The Oddworld Forums?...
I used to be. But haven't been so in a long time.
58. After completing the survey .... how many questions did you not answer truthfully?...
I answered all truthfully!
59. Were you better off before you joined The Oddworld Forums?...
--- Did you realise that this is the third time I have asked this question?...
STOP ASKING ME!
60. That's it all over. But are you glad this thing is over?...
--- Would you want to answer more questions?...
I'm glad. I've wasted a long time doing this, curse you Rexy!
Alcar...