1. Do you consider yourself a "seasoned veteran" to The Oddworld Forums?...
Yes, I have fought bravely in many battles. I won like three purple farts.
2. Have you ever thought about The Oddworld Forums and given a deep weathered sigh while saying in a dreary voice "those were the days"?...
Considering that I was an idiot during that time, no.
3. Have you ever had a dream where Oddworld Forums played some kind of role in it?...
The day I have a dream about these forums, somebody better shoot me.
4. Have you ever cried while on and/or when thinking about The Oddworld Forums?...
Just rephrase my last answer with regards to this question.
5. Do you think you have a life?...
Well I'm not dead yet, so yes.
6. Do you think you are a hypocrite?...
I do things I tell others not to do, but that's completely different.
7. Do you believe you have some sort of "rival" or "mortal enemy" on The Oddworld Forums?...
atusiya@, though I'm sure that'll be popular answer among most members.
8. Have you ever had a strange urge to get yourself banned from The Oddworld Forums just for a laugh?...
Good Idea. Alcar is a big poo-poo head!
9. Would you ever willingly put yourself in a positioned to be banned?..
You gotta do what you gotta do.
10. If you ever met Alcar, SeaRex or Abe Babe would you....?
A. Punch them in the stomach and steal their lunch money..
B. Glomp them... (whatever the hell that means)..
C. Try and seduce them...
D. All of the above in no particular order...
E. You are Alcar, SeaRex or Abe Babe and you are seriously thinking about banning this Rexy fellow, along with everyone else that answered (A.)...
This fella here doesn't believe that I have the brain capacity to answer this question all by myself. Well guess what, I don't.
11. If you suddenly became rich would you donate money to The Oddworld Forums?...
No, I would use the money to have some nerd make me my own super Oddworld Forum, just to put this place out of business.
12. Have you ever felt really close to another member although you have not met him/her in real life?...
No, but I'm sure a lot of people on hear feel really close to me. It's ashame, there's not enough of the Moj to go around.
13. Have you ever fallen in love with another member?...
Nah, I like to keep it real. (Imagine a black man saying that)
14. Have you ever fantasized about another member(s)?...
Sure, we all dream of rapeing a few members every now and then.
14. Who is your Best friend on The Oddworld Forums?...
The question is: Who's not best friends with me? Answer: Not very many.
15. Have you ever had an incredibly strong urge to kill a fellow The Oddworld Forums member(s)?...
Dino, because I'd be killing at least four other members. Damn, that would be so sweet.
16. If you knew you wouldn’t get banned would you act differently on The Oddworld Forums?...
I'd constantly write as if I had a really bad British accent. You guys would be so pissed.
17. Do you think you would ever want to, or have to the courage to tell Alcar, SeaRex or Abe Babe to f*ck off !?....
I could see myself calling them a couple of gaylords.
18. Did you find the above question at all offensive?...
You're a gaylord. (Whoever you might be, hopefully it's not Jesus, 'cause I'd be like totally screwed)
19. Do you ever not post your true opinion for lack of courage?...
Are you calling me a coward? That's it, I'm outta here! I'll be gone after I finish typing this. I might come back just to defend myself. There's a chance I might not be leaving at all. Hey, what's up!
20. Who do you think is the most lecherous member on The Oddworld Forums?...
I won't degrade myself by looking up "lecherous", or answering the question for that matter.
21. Is your The Oddworld Forums persona...?
A. a complete and utter lie.....
B. pretty faithful to your real life persona...
C. A slick combination between A and B...
D. You don’t know what persona means...
Here we go again with the multiple choice. I'm sorry, I was being kind of a bitch, I don't want to be banned. Did you guys know that I am in fact Lorne Lanning?
22. If you could delete one post from your past, which would it be?.... (insert the link to the post here)....
After I'm done typing this, I'll put up a link to this very post.
23. If you could select one post or thread as your crowning glory, which would it be?... (insert the link to the post here)
Actually, I'm feeling quite proud of this one now. (Ignore my previous answer)
24. What do you consider the best post someone else has made?.... (insert the link to post here)
It would take me too long to insert the links to each individual post that I've submitted.
25. What do you consider the best thread someone else has made?... (insert the link to post here)
I'm particularly fond of this one:
http://www.oddworldforums.net/showthread.php?t=12028
And I would have been his friend if SeaRex hadn't closed it. He's dying, did you know that?
26. Does the way people perceive you on The Oddworld Forums matter to you?...
I spend at least four hours getting ready every morning.
26. Did you notice there were two questions with the number 14 and now two with the number 26?...
Did you know that this question could have been avoided completely if you knew how to count?
27. If you woke up one day and found yourself to be the most hated member on The Oddworld Forums would you..?
A. Kill yourself in a brutal fashion too black mail the more popular members..
B. Pretend you were actually the most admired member on The Oddworld Forums...
C. Be a complete Bastard to everyone until you got banned...
D. All of the above in no particular order...
E. You are the most hated Oddworld Forum member...
That would be so very wonderful! I'd never have to do shite for you people. It would make things so much easier. You're all a couple of gaylords!
28. Do you actually think other members care about your opinions?...
People look to my posts for guidance in life, so yeah, they care very much. I don't care much for theirs. By the way, this survey is crap and a half.
29. Did you just lie to the above question?...
No, I'd say "crap and a half" sums it up pretty well.
30. Have you ever purposely lied to "fit in" on The Oddworld Forums?...
Okay, the truth is, I'm a genetically enhanced sandwich with... nevermind, that was just plain silly. Carry on, I'm an idiot.
31. Have you ever contemplated leaving The Oddworld Forums because of something someone said?...
A few questions up actually.
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Part 2 coming soon...)