1. Do you consider yourself a "seasoned veteran" to The Oddworld Forums?
Kind of. I am a veteran, but I'm a noobish veteran.
2. Have you ever thought about The Oddworld Forums and given a deep weathered sigh while saying in a dreary voice "those were the days"?
No. It's always been shit.
3. Have you ever had a dream where Oddworld Forums played some kind of role in it?
No.
4. Have you ever cried while on and or when thinking about The Oddworld Forums?
No.
5. Do you think you have a life?
Yes. It's been getting more active recently.
6. Do you think you are a hypocrite?
Sometimes...
7. Do you believe you have some sort of "rival" or "mortal enemy" on The Oddworld Forums?
No. I'm not like that.
8. Have you ever had a strange urge to get yourself banned from The Oddworld Forums just for a laugh?
No.
9. Would you ever willingly put yourself in a positioned to be banned?
Maybe. But that's unlikely now.
10. If you ever met Sydney or Abe Babe would you....?
A. Punch them in the stomach and steal their lunch money..
B. Glomp them... (whatever the hell that means)..
C. Try and seduce them...
D. All of the above in no particular order...
E. You are Alcar, SeaRex or Abe Babe and you are seriously thinking about banning this Rexy fellow, along with everyone else that answered (A.)...
Perhaps seduce, but that would probably be started by Peter.
11. If you suddenly became rich would you donate money to The Oddworld Forums?
No. Nothing can save this place now.
12. Have you ever felt really close to another member although you have not met him/her in real life?
Yes. Rex Tirano. Toe-tul lurve, don't care if its not mutual.
13. Have you ever fallen in love with another member?
Not exactly, but see above. I'm pretty sure I would/will/am.
14. Have you ever fantasized about another member(s)?
See above. Yes right
now.
14. Who is your Best friend on The Oddworld Forums?
Her again. That Tirano woman...
15. Have you ever had an incredibly strong urge to kill a fellow The Oddworld Forums member(s)?
No. But banning FTW.
16. If you knew you wouldn’t get banned would you act differently on The Oddworld Forums?
I won't get banned, so meh...
17. Do you think you would ever want to, or have to the courage to tell Alcar, SeaRex or Abe Babe to f*ck off !?
Yes. **** off, the lot of you.
18. Did you find the above question at all offensive?
No. Just stupid.
19. Do you ever not post your true opinion for lack of courage?
No. I speak the trooth.
20. Who do you think is the most lecherous member on The Oddworld Forums?
What?
21. Is your The Oddworld Forums persona...?
B. Completely me.
22. If you could delete one post from your past, which would it be?
Shut up.
23. If you could select one post or thread as your crowning glory, which would it be?
Shut up.
24. What do you consider the best post someone else has made?
Shut up.
25. What do you consider the best thread someone else has made?
Shut up.
26. Does the way people perceive you on The Oddworld Forums matter to you?
A few people maybe. The rest can think what they like.
26. Did you notice there were two questions with the number 14 and now two with the number 26?
Yes.
27. If you woke up one day and found yourself to be the most hated member on The Oddworld Forums would you..?
Shut up?
28. Do you actually think other members care about your opinions?
Some. Do I care about yours? Some.
29. Did you just lie to the above question?
No. I speak the trooth.
30. Have you ever purposely lied to "fit in" on The Oddworld Forums?
No.
31. Have you ever contemplated leaving The Oddworld Forums because of something someone said?
No. Nobody has the power to dominate me to that extent.
32. Have you ever posted a thread telling people that you are "leaving The Oddworld Forums for good" or that you have "just returned to The Oddworld Forums after leaving for good"?
No.
33. Were you better off before you joined The Oddworld Forums?
No.
34. Do you swear a lot?
Yeah. But I was but a wee lad when I joined, so its more of a recent thing.
35. Are you constantly analysing things?
No.
36. Have you ever questioned your religion?
Yes.
37. Have you ever-contemplated suicide?
No.
38. Have you ever-contemplated murder?
No.
39. Were you better off before you joined The Oddworld Forums?
Stop asking me that.
40. Do you strive to be different than everyone else when on The Oddworld Forums?
No.
41. Do you strive to be well liked on The Oddworld Forums?
I did before.
42. Do you strive to be funny on The Oddworld Forums?
I did before.
43. Do you strive to be noticed on The Oddworld Forums?
I did before.
44. Without cheating list as many The Oddworld Forums members’ names as you can think of...
No. I know too many.
45. Taking a look at your list do you think it’s as big as it should be?...
Shut up, I haven't done it.
46. do you think this survey thing is stupid and a waste of time?
Yes. But I'm quite enjoying it none-the-less.
47. Do you consider your self-intelligent?
Yes, to a certain degree.
48. In general what kind of posts do you like?
Brown hair, nice personality, I don't care about boob si... oh.
49. In general, do you think you spend more time in Off-Topic Discussion than the Oddworld Forums?
Yes. RIP OWI.
50. Do you often not post in threads that seem interesting to you just because the posts in the thread were too long to read?
Yes.
51. Do you generally read certain threads just because a certain member posted it?
--- If yes which member(s)?
Rex Tirano, Hobo, Super Munch, Dino, Alcar.
52. Do you generally ignore certain threads just because a certain member posted it?
No.
53. Do you currently or have you ever had a member in you’re ignore list?
No.
54. Have you ever met another member of The Oddworld Forums in real life that you did not know previously?
No.
55. If you could meet any member who would it be?
Rex Tirano.
56. Have you gone on the Internet in the past month and not logged on to The Oddworld Forums?
Yes.
57. Do you think you are addicted to The Oddworld Forums?
No. I could get by without it.
58. After completing the survey .... how many questions did you not answer truthfully?
Zero. I speak the trooth.
59. Were you better off before you joined The Oddworld Forums?
Shut up.
60. That's it all over. But are you glad this thing is over?
Yes.