1. Do you consider yourself a "seasoned veteran" to The Oddworld Forums?...
--- If you’re not a "seasoned vet" to The Oddworld Forums, would you ever desire to become one?...
--- If yes, for the love of god why!?...
Yes. Because other forums are full of morons and though few in numbers this one is pretty quirky
2. Have you ever thought about The Oddworld Forums and given a deep weathered sigh while saying in a dreary voice "those were the days"?...
No
3. Have you ever had a dream where Oddworld Forums played some kind of role in it?...
--- If so did you dream of any specific member?...
--- If yes which member?...
I dunno, maybe fez once.
4. Have you ever cried while on and/or when thinking about The Oddworld Forums?...
No
5. Do you think you have a life?...
Yes
6. Do you think you are a hypocrite?...
Yep
7. Do you believe you have some sort of "rival" or "mortal enemy" on The Oddworld Forums?...
--- If yes, what member?...
--- And do you think this person feels the same way towards you?...
Yes. It's the OWF holy octuplacy (cool new word!) All into Reece
8. Have you ever had a strange urge to get yourself banned from The Oddworld Forums just for a laugh?...
All the time
9. Would you ever willingly put yourself in a positioned to be banned?...
--- If no, what if it proved an important point?...
--- If still no, what if by doing it you got your "rival" banned as well?...
Yeah
10. If you ever met Alcar, SeaRex or Abe Babe would you....?
E. You are Alcar, SeaRex or Abe Babe and you are seriously thinking about banning this Rexy fellow, along with everyone else that answered (A.)...
As good as
11. If you suddenly became rich would you donate money to The Oddworld Forums?...
--- If yes how much would you donate?...
Funk off...
12. Have you ever felt really close to another member although you have not met him/her in real life?...
--- If yes which member(s)?...
Yep - Fez, Rexy, Muse, Will
13. Have you ever fallen in love with another member?...
--- If yes which member(s)?...
Maybe
14. Have you ever fantasized about another member(s)?...
--- If yes which member(s)?...
--- Are you fantasizing about them right now?...
Rexy! Yes
14. Who is your Best friend on The Oddworld Forums?...
Don't play favorites
15. Have you ever had an incredibly strong urge to kill a fellow The Oddworld Forums member(s)?...
--- If so which member(s)?...
Yes. Guess
16. If you knew you wouldn’t get banned would you act differently on The Oddworld Forums?...
--- If yes, what would you do?...
Nope
17. Do you think you would ever want to, or have to the courage to tell Alcar, SeaRex or Abe Babe to f*ck off !?....
--- If no, what if you were dared too?....
I frequently tell Alcar worse.
18. Did you find the above question at all offensive?...
--- If yes, do you consider yourself to have a sense of humour at all?...
Nope
19. Do you ever not post your true opinion for lack of courage?...
--- If yes, why?...
No
20. Who do you think is the most lecherous member on The Oddworld Forums?...
--- Regarding the above question did you have to look up the word "lecherous" to know what it meant?..
Me!
21. Is your The Oddworld Forums persona...?
A. a complete and utter lie.....
B. pretty faithful to your real life persona...
C. A slick combination between A and B...
D. You don’t know what persona means...
B
22. If you could delete one post from your past, which would it be?.... (insert the link to the post here)....
The stupid thread i made about abe being like raiden. WTF
23. If you could select one post or thread as your crowning glory, which would it be?... (insert the link to the post here)
Any pwnage
24. What do you consider the best post someone else has made?.... (insert the link to post here)
Reece - One day i'll return and you'll never know who i am
25. What do you consider the best thread someone else has made?... (insert the link to post here)
Person above you thread
26. Does the way people perceive you on The Oddworld Forums matter to you?...
Yes
26. Did you notice there were two questions with the number 14 and now two with the number 26?...
No
27. If you woke up one day and found yourself to be the most hated member on The Oddworld Forums would you..?
C. Be a complete Bastard to everyone until you got banned...
Except i wouldn't be banned
28. Do you actually think other members care about your opinions?...
--- Do you actually care about their opinions?....
No
No
29. Did you just lie to the above question?...
Yes
30. Have you ever purposely lied to "fit in" on The Oddworld Forums?...
--- Are you lying right now?...
--- Does it bother you that you are continually lying to your self even at this very moment?...
Nope
Nope
Nope
31. Have you ever contemplated leaving The Oddworld Forums because of something someone said?...
--- If yes, which member and what did he/she say?..
Probably
32. Have you ever posted a thread telling people that you are "leaving The Oddworld Forums for good" or that you have "just returned to The Oddworld Forums after leaving for good"?...
--- If so have you done it more than once?..
Probably
33. Were you better off before you joined The Oddworld Forums?...
Yes. I had a more interesting life
34. Do you swear a lot?...
--- Did you swear a lot before coming to The Oddworld Forums?..
Yes Yes
35. Are you constantly analysing things?...
--- Did you do this before you joined the Oddworld Forums?..
Anal ising eh? Yes then. And yes
36. Have you ever questioned your religion?...
--- Did you ever question it before coming to The Oddworld Forums?...
Yes. No
37. Have you ever-contemplated suicide?...
--- Did you ever contemplate it before The Oddworld Forums?..
Yes. No
38. Have you ever-contemplated murder?..
--- Did you ever contemplate it before The Oddworld Forums?...
Yes Yes
39. Were you better off before you joined The Oddworld Forums?...
Yes
40. Do you strive to be different than everyone else when on The Oddworld Forums?..
Yep
41. Do you strive to be well liked on The Oddworld Forums?...
Yep
42. Do you strive to be funny on The Oddworld Forums?...
Yes
43. Do you strive to be noticed on The Oddworld Forums?...
--- If yes why?....
--- If no, does it bother you that others do?......
(if yes to above see question 6)
Yes because i am better than them and they must accept this
44. Without cheating list as many The Oddworld Forums members’ names as you can think of....
Me...
45. Taking a look at your list do you think it’s as big as it should be?...
--- Does the first person you listed have any special significances to you?...
--- Would you get mad if another member left you out of their list?...
--- Why?..
Penis
46. do you think this survey thing is stupid and a waste of time?..
See my answer to 45
47. Do you consider your self-intelligent?....
(if yes see question 6)
Yes
48. In general what kind of posts do you like?...
A. funny, sarcasm, cynic criticism not directed in your direction...
49. In general, do you think you spend more time in Off-Topic Discussion than the Oddworld Forums?...
--- If yes, do you find that sad considering this is the "Oddworld Forums'?...
Yes. No because oddworld sucks.
50. Do you often not post in threads that seem interesting to you just because the posts in the thread were too long to read?...
Yes
51. Do you generally read certain threads just because a certain member posted it?...
--- If yes which member(s)?..
Yes - Fax usually is a good one. Or rich
52. Do you generally ignore certain threads just because a certain member posted it?...
if yes which member(s)?..
yes - Dino, Used
53. Do you currently or have you ever had a member in you’re ignore list?...
No i'm not 4
54. Have you ever met another member of The Oddworld Forums in real life that you did not know previously?...
--- If yes which member(s)?...
--- Do you find the fact that you actually met them freakishly weird?...
Nope.
55. If you could meet any member who would it be?...
Dunno, Rexy or fez or will
56. Have you gone on the Internet in the past month and not logged on to The Oddworld Forums?...
No
57. Do you think you are addicted to The Oddworld Forums?...
Yes
58. After completing the survey .... how many questions did you not answer truthfully?...
A lot
59. Were you better off before you joined The Oddworld Forums?...
--- Did you realise that this is the third time I have asked this question?...
Yes
60. That's it all over. But are you glad this thing is over?...
--- Would you want to answer more questions?...
If you'll get naked.