[Dino]

Wow, man, I'm like, SO hugely bored. I'm on the internet and I'm hugely bored, but I can't decide whether my boredom is as a result of being on the internet, or if me being on the internet is as a result of my boredom. Either way the two don't go together so I'm going to have to do something about it.

The internet being as incredably boring as it is, I don't quite know what I'm still doing here, especially since I've just come to the realisation that using the internet as a source of entertainment is about as fruitless as a dead strawberry bush... but I think from now on I will be using the internet for information gathering and shopping (and MSN and limewire and e-mail...).

Basically I'm going to go do something else now. It's my duty to inform you (cause if I didn't you'd all be like "where the fuck is Dino?") that it looks like this is it, the forums have basically hit rock bottom and I probably won't come back ever, so bye. If anyone still wants to talk to me about stuff they can ask Kimon for my AIM screen name. But you'll be lucky to catch me online, as I have better things to do.

Best of fucking luck to everyone who chooses to remain on this apocalyptically boring internet forum.

Thanks to SeaRex for giving me my stupid custom title. I enjoyed wearing it, as it separated me from the unworthy types in an enviably intellectually witty and flattering way, but wasn't so noticeably snobbish that I looked like I had a superiority complex (E.G. Hobo, who makes a point of it) - in other words Luke, you initiated my smug mode, so for that I thank you for your superior processing circuitry, and regret not interfacing with you more often.

Also, thanks to all those who allowed me to win arguments. I appreciated your suction.

Please, please, please; if you only do one smart thing in your entire miserable existence, don't respond to this thread, because I won't read it, and it would therefore be a waste of your time. Just look on and think of me in silence, and always remember, that I had your mom.