:
|
^ How is that you know so many things about stuff? ^
|
Several of my college lecturers have this weird low pitched droning voice that penetrates the skull, forcing the mind into a hypnotic state of receptiveness.
Honestly I don't know. The only serious explanation that I can think of is that since I get bored REALLY quickly when I'm at home on the internet (as opposed to out with friends or doing stuff) I look things up, randomly search google, read stuff, etc. The end result is that I win all the local pub quiz nights and go home with hampers of crap that my parents end up using. (although I did win a free pint once which amazingly was given to and consumed by your humble underaged scribe.)