I offered my band to play a "slow mellow song" at a friend's brother's wedding - instead we covered Orgy's "Pure". But that really wasn't the "worst" thing I ever did cause it turned out that the bride and groom were into cyberpunk anyway. I mean what were the chances? Oh well. The old people hated it at least.
This isn't really me but my best mate once took a goat into the fresh vegetables section of the local Tesco supermarket and left it there to munch on all the food. Someone said it apparantly appeared on crimewatch, but I didn't catch it so I dunno if that's true. I've no idea where he got the goat.
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