[Dipstikk]

So I was at the mall last Saturday, and a guy walks up to me and sees me drawing. Well, he compliments me, gives me his card, and offers me a chance to make money drawing up designs for tattoos.

That's right, I'm going to get a job as a Tattoo designer. All I have to do is come up with a few samples, go through the copywrite shit, and I'm in. Then I only have to design more, and I can make ph@t l3wt without even leaving home.

Now, by "ph@t l3wt," I'm talking tens of thousands of dollars a month. I'll be able to pay my way through college!

Best thing that's ever happened to me.