Welcome.
Don't feed the Hobo or confuse motionless zombies for "funky vending machines" like our last new guy did. He pushed a coin into the slot-like ear of undead corpse number 3581-2, and ended up filing molestation charges on behalf of 3581-2 against an infested zombie coke can from hell, after it extruded itself from the zombie's anus - the case was turned down on the grounds that the 3581-2 died from severe brain trauma. The new guy has since disappeared after eloping with the judge who helped him escape manslaughter charges, and the defendant is now having an affair with a reanimated TV set from Kansas.
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