[Dino]

[pathetic semi witty welcome]

[pathetic semi witty newbie jokes, innuendo, sarcasm, and jokey role play that would make a bad comedian look good]

[classic "watch out for the mods!" joke]

[other pleasantries]

[random comment about ham sandwiches]


Yeah, yeah, so it's only a template, but I couldn't be bothered to fill out the form so it's all you're getting.