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Old? OLD!? YOU CALL 16 OLD!? HELL YOU HAVE...(counts fingers) 84 YEARS LEFT TO LIVE! But hey, I can say...HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KIMON! AND A JOLLY NEW YEAR! (oh damn, gone too far)
Happy birthday, Kimon.
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I can spot two things wrong with that post.
One is that it implies that you have 100 fingers.
The other is that it implies that Kimon will live to be 100. And I'm not sure that Kimon can afford that kind of health insurance.