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But I'm Christian so we don't all think the books are 'evil, eeeeeeeevil!' and I wouldn't burn a book to begin with.
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I, too, am a Christian. That is where out similarities end. I hate books with a passion. In fact, I take all my family's books down to a shooting range, nail them to the targets, and shoot away. I love to see them explode into papery fluffs.
So far, the most satisfying explosions have come from
Moby Dick by Charles Dickens,
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkein,
Ulysses by James Joyce,
Animal Farm by George Orwell, and
Slaughterhouse 5 by Kurt Vonnegut. Oh, how I laughed when I saw the pages tear. Hahahahahahahahaha!
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My stance on the Harry Potter movies: OK. They were merely alright movies. Nothing like the books, but I was super excited when I went to see the first one, and I didn't get dissapointed, so something must have been done right.