What in the world is quorn?
Sligster, how are squirrels pests? It's not like acorns are a valuable crop for humans or something...
I can understand this "thrill of the hunt" thing. It's like a very exciting and physical game, and the animal is the other player, and you must use all your wit and skill and tact to win and yadda yadda. Sounds great. But you don't need to kill the animal to enjoy that. It's like killing your opponent after you win a game of chess. And every animal that you kill is an animal that you will never again hunt, and an animal that will never produce offspring for you to hunt. So crazy. Of course, here I'm just referring to hunting for sport.
People should hunt other people. It would be the new extreme sport. And the prey would be like fitness gurus, survival nuts, and other skilled hunters... maybe televised American football fans (for beginners). Of course, there would be fake weapons and such, just to please those "it's wrong to kill people" crazies.