What, this the big nineteen yera birthday? Nothing's happened! My schlong still hasn't grown! DAMN YOU, PUBERTY!
So, yeah. I'm nineteen. Now I just have to start ACTING LIKE IT.
I visited the Naples Zoo. I'll upload a few photos if I can get the camera to work (dropped the damn thing while leaving the Alligator feeding show).
I got a memory card for my MP3 player, which I absolutely adore mom for getting me.
Anyway, where's my love?!
No, lower. That's the spot.