Ha! Won't find that here, old pal! In most cases at least. I would like to get a gift like that one year, but all of the heart America had was snuffed away a long time ago. It all began when a malicious daemon with a black aura impressed fear into the American's hearts which would become hate which would become gluttony. So that they would become his slaves, and who was this daemon? The dark side of the free enterprise! Hahahaha!
