[Jacob]

'Yeah, damn those little bastards. With their hats with the funny lights on, and their pick axes, and their little birds.'

*Smirks*

Apparently a Grandmother bought the game for her 8 year old (methinks) Grandson, but now that the game has...*Gasp*...TITILATING bits in, she's sueing Rockstar for $5,000,000 because it's shocked her that much.

Sadly, the likelyhood of Rockstar caving in, is quite likely. No-one seems to put up a fight these days. I'd love to be a part of Rockstar, solely so i can make the games better, but also so i can turn around to these c*ntjumpers and say -

"What's that? You bought our 18 rated game for who? John, you say? And how old is he? Eight? John's eight is he? Is that the same type of 'eight' that's ten years younger than eighten? As in...it's illegal for him to buy the game? As in...YOU'RE in the wrong for buying it for him? Yes, i thought so, now go f*ck yourself"

Seriously, Rockstar should counter-sue that little witch. If i ever have children i will never allow them to play a game that's been rated way out of their age range (i.e - If they're 13 and they want a 15, i'd allow that, since i'd expect them to be mature enough, same with if they're 16 wanting an 18 etc). But no way would i buy my little Lucius-Jacob a game that's 18 when they're 8. It's disgusting. Oh, and i'd also not allow them to eat at McD's until they're old enough to be a member of a gym.

Society today is vile.

EDIT - He's 14, not 8...close enough, i s'pose.