[Scrab Watcher]

Back for a day and thought I'd share the random quotes I've collected over the course (t'was brilliant). Not that anyone cares about my presence, but you might as well take a look at the quotes.

The Quotes

"Hey! It's raining pringles!"

"I think we'll scare someone"
"Well, we are sitting in a hall, in our dressing robes, talking about kidnapping people"

"They fell through a plot hole" [In regards to a Star Trek episode, where the characters could walk through everything but the floor.]

"If he thinks up more puns can I throw something?" [The first in a long line of threats. Certain members of the class made a habit of producing terrible puns throughout the three weeks]

"I can't believe they locked it...and there's not even a window to get in or anything..."

[In a pirate accent]"Who half-ate the phone?" *raises half-eaten banana*

"You have no idea how much I want to poke you with my pen right now"

[In a pirate accent]"It's time for pirate karaoke!"

"Yay! Tranquilizers and seditives!"

"Are you eating that flower?"
"No, I'm smelling it. I'll eat it later."

"He doesn't believe in the Celts!"

"I think spoons are deadly. it's so cool having a little bowl on the end of a stick that you can eat from"

"How do you feel about pinecones?"

"I couldn't hear you speaking because I was mezmorized by your hat."

"It takes hard work to be so talented"

[In a pirate accent]"Y'know, pirates invented the universe"

"Wouldn't it be great if there was a plural for bread...breads?"
"It's pronounced 'breadi'"

"Why would Hitler have an Irish accent if he's a pirate?"

"Argh! Ninja Bear!" *runs*

"There's not so much a pre-brekfast snack, as a whole day's nutrients in a journalist"

"You see Claire, I don't control the table. The table controls me."

"I am Limpetman! I cling to my enemies!"

"It will set in motion a chain of events, that will cause the universe...to IMPLODE!!!!" *clasps hands to face*

"I met Ronan in a bar in Brooklyn. Little did I know that he would soon go on to become Miss USA"

"It's a sad day when you resort to eating pasta with small plastic spoons" [after the cutlery in the canteen mysteriously disappeared]