[Jacob]

'I don't want to be put in a position where I can't remember what I've done.'

Yeh, i've got so drunk one time i couldn't actually remember how i got home. Which offered weeks of amusement at the club i was at, at the time, as i tried to track my memory down by asking people if they took me home that night. I made many-a-new friends.

I've also had the misfortune of attempting to sit down on a table that wasn't there.

Now i make sure i don't take enough to get slaughtered with, though £5 at Spiders can get you wrecked (shots of Vodka are 50p). But usually when i get upto £5 i'm quite content not to drink anymore.