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Scientist #1: "Well dammit, Homosexuality has been proven to be natural! Now what do we try and make abnormal?!"
Scientist #3: "HETEROSEXUALITY!"
Scientist #1: "Shut up. No, it's got to be something easy.
Scientist #3: "Transsexuality!!"
Scientist #1: "Hmmm...possibly. It'd take a lot of work though!"
Scientist #2: "What about Bisexuality?"
Scientist #1: "OH. MY. GOD. THAT'S GENIUS!! Yes! And anybody will believe that! Okay, so our first shot at debunking something seen as true was pretty hard, and only the Nazi-supporters took to it. The second one, yeh, only the conspiracy theorists and Moon buffs decided to agree with us that one. But this one! THIS ONE! This'll certainly work! Yes, finally we will have succeeded in our plans to completely piss on a group of people for no apparent reason other than we like statistics!!"
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To you I say:
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For. F*cks. Sake. Explaining things to you is like trying to shove 15 Cats in a washing machine when they don't want to go in.
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Bah. I give up. What I'm TRYING to say is that these people must have some sort of problem with bisexuals. Dur. But they take it to the next level by researching these peepz who claim they're bisexual, then just say to them: "Hey! You're not bi! You're just gay or pretending to be bi, you heterosexual!".
Take it or leave it. *Shrugzor*