[Rich]

It grieves me to say it, but I'm going to Cyprus for two weeks. I'm leaving on saturday and shall not return for around two weeks. Don't give me any of this "Enjoy yourself" bullshit, as I absolutely hate going to hot places at the hottest time of the year when I've just finished a stressful time at school and need to relax at home and be around familiar things.

My desire for the familiar will hopefully be satisfied by my friend, who is coming with me, he'll make the trip more enjoyable than it usually is, but he'll probably end up depressing me more in certain ways.
I'm sure it'll be all good once I've gotten into it, but still, I'd rather not go.

Wish me luck everyone, Hobo and Searex will keep this place clean while I'm gone. Now, you've got two days to make comments before I go.

Commence!