[Jacob]

'i only make friends with people that gives me some personal gain'

That's exactly what i do. It's the sort of 'If you aren't advantageous to me in some way, shape or form, then please never speak to me again'. Of course, i love to walk around my local clubs and every couple of steps see somebody i know, so i end up talking to practically everybody.

I don't particularly do anything for my friends. I don't really like any of my friends, really. I do shtuffs with them, like we once walked into a Police station singing 'Amarillo', dancing around the reception before exiting. I'm going to have to check the depths of my Deadjournal on this one.

Yes. Indeed.