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I once designed a cow slinging device. I have no idea why, I just got bored one day, and found the idea of hurling bovine to be amusing. It had everything, including an overly elaborate array of pulleys, levers, catches, valves, and a belt fed magazine of stacked cows.
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Pffft. My friend (a stoner, coincidentally) invented that years ago. Cattle-pult, he called it. Or, in my alliterative version, Bovine Blaster.
Yeah, and whenever I try to invent something, it turns out it already exists, and I feel like a fool. Like the water-bike. Apparently they exist. Which sucks. I coulda made millions.
And as it turns out, I can't be funny on command, so I can't succesfully "try" to be funny. Sorry for my blinding lack of hysterical jokes and sarcastic wisecracks, Mister Dino Sir.
So very sorry.