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I wank because I don't have anyone to have sex with and I don't like waking up in a sticky bed. 
I don't do it too much as that's rather perverted and wrong and it makes you have nasty veins. And it makes me feel guilty afterwards.  |
Nasty veins? Explaino please. And why do you feel guilty? Long, long ago, I did too, but that's when I was what Raisin has so properly termed as a "religious freak."
Dipstikk's comment about his mom knowing has brought back a horrible and awkward memory. Once during an awkward conversation about sex with my mom, I think she... she... suggested masturbation. (I don't know if it was targeted at Luke or both of us, but still! Blegh!) She told me that if it was about "needs," there are
other ways of taking care of them than sex. I forget if where the conversation went after that, and I'm glad I have.